Have you ever pyed an eroge before?

  I take that most of you either have pyed or at least have heard of it. To be honest, it is fine either way since you are either reading or hearing this, not sitting on some computer and pying with one hand while the other one is going to town.

  Actually, do not say a word if you are using one hand only! We never know how twisted people are these days. Just look at the situation I caught myself in and you will understand my distrust.Nonetheless, this story starts simirly to all of those adult games.

  Oh, I forgot. A gentle reminder that while I feel like it is neccessary to inform you only those over eighteen and above can proceed after this point, we all know how that small tick box has worked out since the dawn of the internet, yeah?

  Carry on!

  Please let me expin my position in this eroge game once more before we get into it and before you dive into this rabbit hole that I call home. Just a little bit, not so much so that it will waste your precious time. My name is literally Cssmate C. Not cssmate A or B, but C. Among the characters in 'I Will Survive With A Harem Ending', I am the most dispensable member of the cast. Throughout the whole game, I have a few lines of dialogue in the script. My sole purpose in the entire world is to deliver murmurs that will get thrown aside with lightning speed just to build the background, and that is basically it. The rest of it, of course, belongs to Han Som and his girlfriends.

  And that, my good guy, girl, thing, Panzer IV, is completely fine.

  Since a long ass time ago, I know I am not the main character and have no intention of being like that. Why? Because I do not like having my body dissected, ruined, or trampled by female heroines in their conquest of love. As I told you before, these women are Crazy Yanderes, with a capital C like my name. They do not take a third party kindly, and that is the softest way of putting it.

  Trust me, I know. I have been a victim of their massacres...You have no idea how many times I have gotten killed by being curious...

  Enough about me! Let us continue with the game itself.

  The eroge opens with a high school scene. I guess that theme is pretty common nowadays. Our school's name is called H High. Why? Because H in Japanese is pronounced as ecchi.

  I do not have to expin what 'ecchi' is, right?

  If yes, then you should start reading more educational materials, kid. See that eighteen-warning above?

  Spawned pretty much near the school gate, it is normal to hear people talking and walking, but I can never make out whatever they are saying. No matter how I have listened to the same sequence over and over the game throughout endless loops, I can still not understand a single word. The developers just put some unintelligible crowd noises in the background and called it a day to save up resources, I guess.

  And not just that though, the 'people' walking near the school gate are simply dark shadows. No metaphor, I mean that in a literal way, too. With a quick gnce, you will find out that there are no features on them whatsoever. No arms, legs, and no face. Just blobs of darkness that move. Once again, this is normal here. It is the way of drawing in an eroge. No need to spend so much time on redundant people.

  Thanks to me somehow gaining my own sentience, I could walk inside the game to different pces as long as I was not interrupting any events. If I do something like that, the game itself will be corrupted, and everything will return to its original state. Han Som, the main character, and the rest of the cast will have their memories wiped.

  Fortunately, I think it is because I am so insignificant to the storyline that I am free from that fate. Using this as an advantage, I have noticed a few things about my world.

  It always starts here, with the same people.

  The school gate is the first scene, so it has the school drawn beautifully in the background. You can find the same thing almost everywhere in Japanese eroge: A big rectangur building with a clock tower at the top, some greeneries around the corner, and a tall sakura tree in the middle of the yard. You know, the usual.

  There are many pces in the game where they were meticulously described. Artists will put shaders, colors, sparkles, and many weird details all over these pces to draw attention. Once we get to those points, I will tell you more info about them. For now, you can just remember that my school is one of them. These locations are like that because they are vital to the plot progression. On the other hand, pces with little to no influence will simply be just bck and white lines.

  Just like my house. Imagine a hollow cube with a hollow cone on top.

  And no walls!

  Our first period starts at 8 A.m. I look at the clock tower and see 7:47. That is about the time our main character arrives at school.According to the plot that I have seen many times, around this time, Han will be accompanied to school by his childhood friend, Rachel. By the way, do not judge me. Watching over these people is the only thing I can do in my world.

  Ever since primary school, Rachel has been together with Han. The two live right next to each other. And the fact that Han's parents are always overseas has made him eat at Rachel's pce every day. They share everything from having breakfast to sharing the same bus to studying. Most interestingly, Rachel remembers an oath of getting married to Han back when they started primary school. Of course, Han does not. Nevertheless, Rachel will have that wedding whether he likes it or not.

  I know this because I followed them home in previous attempts. Not going to lie, it felt kind of nice doing something like that. It made me feel like watching a movie.

  That came out more creepy than I thought...

  Cut me some scks! Geez...There is no real entertainment here besides that!

  This first scene starts with Rachel linking her arms right next to Han lovingly. The girl has some nice, perky breasts, so she will knowingly press them on his body. Since Han is a beta male, a type who gets flustered easily by advances from women, the guy will have a beet-red face. In addition, he will talk about people looking at them. However, contrary to his belief, there is only me paying attention to the two at the school gate. The 'people' he talks about are mere shadows.

  After bickering, Rachel will ask Han about going to bed together for tonight. Once again, since the character is a wimp, he will try his best to deny the offer while blushing, saying they are too old for that now. To convince Han, Rachel will say something about having nightmares these past few weeks with a trembling voice.

  Seeing the main character slightly convinced, she will continue her advance by saying sleeping by his side is the best remedy for her amnesia. In the end, the guy will agree since he is a 'kind' man. Hearing his approval, Rachel will cp her hands merrily and kiss him on the cheek as they go through the school gate to their css.

  I died once out of curiosity. All of that so that I can tell you that Rachel will rape him while he is asleep. Han will wake up in the act, and a romantic retionship will be formed. That is where you will see the first sex scene.

  As for me, my role is to deliver a 'Good morning' to them. It is important for immersion.

  "We're here, Rachel!" Cims Han in his uniform: a short-sleeved white buttoned-up shirt, dark brown necktie, and light brown trousers. He has a pretty face. I am certainly envious of that face.

  Take notes, people! It is about to go down!

  I just do not understand why he would compin he is pin-looking when he is the most handsome guy in the game.

  Why...creator...Why must you hurt me like this? At least give me a face, too?

  I look at the blue sky, cursing my father.

  Hm? Hold on. Something is weird?

  On Han's right side is Rachel. Not together, just next to.

  Even from afar, I can tell Rachel is a cute yet short girl with short blond hair. Her eyes shine brightly in an aquamarine color, and her lips are rosy pink. Rachel wears a tight white shirt adorned with a few cutesy chibi animals. Still, the most striking thing would be her chest. With the fit being smaller than what she should have and nearby, Han can subtly distinguish her bra. In addition, there is a skirt on her waist with a color simir to Han's trousers but is quite high. It barely hides her pink underwear.

  I am not paying attention to that, though. What I am thinking about is the distance between them. Is it a little far? Rachel, get back in there, you are going to have us returned to the beginning again!

  They are not locking arms, either?? Just walking side by side? Is this an error in the game??? A bug, perhaps? They should be all lovey-dovey in the morning, yet why is she like this?

  Well, I guess it is going to be reset again. Luckily, this is only the first scene.

  Phew! Did not expect that at all!

  "Rachel? Are you feeling okay? You have been looking quite off since this morning?" Han asks her.

  What? It is still going on? Weird. It should be a corrupted version and should be turned off by now. The dialogue seems unfamiliar to me, also.

  "I'm fine, Han. There's just a voice in my head, haha."

  Voices in her head? I mean, yeah, she is crazy, but voices in her head? She talks to Han but looks straight at me. Her eyes send shivers down my spine.

  *Murmur*

  Why is it getting louder around me? And why are the shadows getting darker??

  "Don't take it so hard on yourself! How about you let me do the cooking for dinner today?" Han looks at her, full of worries.

  She smiles at him this time. It is clearly not a fake smile. I can feel her love for him emitting from her face. "As a matter of fact, please do. I have to go out this afternoon, so just make dinner, okay?"

  It must not be, I am only a mob character. I am practically invisible here, Rachel! This should not be happening. Please, someone, reset the game now!! I do not want to get involved with these people!!

  She turns in my direction and opens her rosy lips. "Cssmate C, good morning!"

  I instinctively deliver my line. "Good morning, Rachel, good morning Han!"

  Fuck...