Chapter 16: Meng Fei, you're just a wimp!

  At this time, I was like the goalkeeper in Shaolin Soccer, while the school's F4 were like the devil team, with the ball flying under their feet and into the goal.

  But at least others have golden bells, iron shirts and whatnot. I'm just a damn turtle with three legs and that's it.

  To be honest, Cao De Shuang and his deskmate, they kicked the ball at me like this, I didn't feel too angry, after all, because of me, Mr. Cao De Shuang had been deducted a lot of bonus money, but there were many opportunities to change classes in front of him, he never gave up on us, he is not a handsome guy, but absolutely a good teacher, it's just that we didn't live up to his expectations.

  I'm young and strong, what's the worst that could happen if I get kicked around? Anyway, we have to let Mr. Cao De Shuang vent his anger, or else he'll be so furious that my wife will kill me along with my whole family!

  "Meng Fei, you're such a sissy, so weak!"

  A clear and loud voice echoed across the stadium, my face was instantly pale with anger. For so many years, I've been scolded as a sissy, this is absolutely something I cannot tolerate! With the strength of a dragon, how could I be scolded as a sissy? What shame! What humiliation!

  I sprang up at once and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see Wang Yunyao, her face frozen red, stretching out her white and tender middle finger, with a disdainful look on her face.

  Seeing the goddess in my heart showing me a disdainful attitude, I immediately became different, as if taking a powerful stimulant, to use a phrase from a fantasy novel, that is, with surging fighting spirit and an awe-inspiring presence.

  Someone once said: "A girlfriend's fart is fragrant, while parents' words are nagging!" This sentence is too damn accurate. Most boys when in love are more petty, and I am the extreme of this type, not just ordinary petty, not just ordinary **.

  "Ah!"

  I'm wearing a blood-soaked outer garment, running forward like a giant gorilla, not to mention how cool I look. At this moment, I feel like the combination of Beckham, Zidane and Ronaldinho - that's not ordinary awesomeness.

  Cao De Shuang kicked a flying ball towards me, I didn't hesitate at all, my body was extremely agile, I jumped up and used my body to block the football. Of course, if I hadn't jumped up, the ball would have hit my face.

  I'm actually quite talented at playing football, not to say how amazing it is, but I'm absolutely better than those national team players. With a slide, my back facing forward, the heel of my foot lightly tapped the ball, and in an instant, the ball slipped through Cao De Shuang's crotch.

  He made a turn and swung his leg, kicking the ball in an arc that accurately cleared the goal and landed on the ground.

  "Fly brother! Hurray!"

  "Fly brother, one more!"

  Watching the commotion with a calm smile, I endured the severe pain that had spread up my leg and cursed silently: this ball is so hard, Cao De Shuang and his teammates are all wearing military boots, while I'm just wearing ordinary sports shoes. If this kick didn't break my leg, it's already a stroke of luck.

  "Kicked pretty well!" Cao Deshuang walked over with a sarcastic tone, clearly dissatisfied with my counterattack.

  "Long live the ugly! Long live the ugly!" I said in a low voice.

  "Alright! I'm tired today, let's call it a day, have a smoke!" Cao Deshuang wiped the sweat from his forehead, pulled out a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes from his pocket and handed me one.

  "Teacher, stop joking, smoking is bad for health, I don't smoke..." But despite saying that with my mouth, my hand still reached out to grab the cigarette.

  "Don't play dumb with me, the toilet is on fire every day, you think I don't know?" Cao Deshun said with a smile and scolding.

  "Haha, it's not me, it's those kids. I've tried to stop them before, but I ended up getting beaten by them!" I explained awkwardly, putting the cigarette behind my ear.

  "You few little rabbits, be quiet and don't stir up any more trouble. Yesterday's fight at the sports meeting is being taken very seriously by the school. Don't blame me for not warning you, if you cause any more trouble, the school will have to expel you. You're almost graduating, can't you just scrape together a graduation certificate? Can you understand what I'm saying?" Cao Deshun said quietly to me.

  "Thank you, teacher, we have it in our hearts!" I said sincerely.

  Cao De Shuang and his three accomplices slowly left the stadium under the flattery of countless sycophants.

  "Yaoyao!" I shouted at Wang Yunyao and ran over.

  "Don't be so familiar with me, I'm not very close to you!" Wang Yunyao was as fierce as ever.

  "Let's still call you Sister Yao then!" I said with a teasing tone.

  "Get out of my way! If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, I'm going home!" Wang Yunyao said, walking towards the school gate.

  I followed him and asked out loud: "Why don't you live in school?"

  Wang Yunyao lowered her head and kicked at the snow with her small foot. "I don't live in a dormitory, I rent my own house, not far from school!"

  When I heard that she rented a house to live in, I was thrilled. Damn, it's so considerate of her. If we hook up, how much money will we save on hotel bills?

  "Let me send you back!" I said with a smile, Wang Yunyao looked at me and said directly: "Whether you send me or not, it's none of your business, I don't want to be in a relationship now!"

  "Don't say that so absolutely, I don't believe you, you're not thinking about your husband when nothing's wrong!" As soon as I finished speaking, I regretted it. I found out recently that I've been particularly mouthy and a bit unable to hold back my words.

  As expected, after hearing this sentence, Wang Yunyao kicked me with her leg and said disdainfully: "You don't even think! I found that you are such a coarse person!"

  "Your school is pretty good, how did you think of transferring to our run-down school?" I hastily changed the subject and said.

  "If you want to change, just change it, why bother with so many whys!" Yoyo said somewhat nonchalantly.

  We just chatted all the way, strolling under the streetlights. I walked very slowly, just to be able to stay alone with her for a while longer. She seemed to have some worries on her mind too, and when she was talking to me, I could tell that her heart wasn't in it.

  I talked and joked with her nonstop, hoping to make her happy. When she smiled, my mood was indescribably delightful.

  Many years later, I asked her what impression she had of me that day. She said: "You were like a dog skin plaster at that time, very annoying, no eye power at all. My mood was so bad at that time, and you kept talking and talking, just like Tang Seng!"

  After she finished saying this sentence, I shamelessly retaliated against her for a whole night in bed.

  "Alright! I'm home, thank you." Wang Yunyao said to me as she stood under a residential building.

  "Wouldn't you invite me up to sit for a while?"

  "Get out!"

  "Aren't you going to give me a goodbye kiss?"

  "Get out!"

  "No kissing on the mouth, kissing on the face is okay!"

  "Damn you, old woman!"

  "I'm outta here, I'm outta here, see you later!"