Authors Note:
I haven’t decided if I should use Third person POV or first person POV yet, since the thought processes may reveal some spoiler or take the thrill out of it. For this chapter I will be experimenting with first person.
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I opened my eyes, only to see nothing. Did that shitty being mess up?
*Ding*
SERIOUSLY?! He started me as an unborn child? Not even a teenager? Shit puberty was bad enough once.
*Ding*
That damn existence, you could have spawned me with my old body and release your game the next day.
Meh, nothing to do while inside a womb I guess. Might as well try meditation to improve my mana circulation.
9 months later-
FUCKING BASTARD! A UNBORN BABY WAS BAD ENOUGH I WAS A FUCKING FERTILIZED EGG WHEN YOU PUT ME IN? THIS IS THE MOST BORING PLACE TO SPEND 9 MONTHS! I SWEAR TO BRAZUL I WILL WRECK YOUR GAME IF I WAIT A SECOND LONGER!
*DingDong*
Wait, shit that’s right, I'm a baby. SHIT YOU MEAN I'm GONNA HAVE TO LIVE AS A BABY?! DUDE GIVE ME A TIME SKIP OR SOMETHING! Oh shit, that light, NOOO I DON’T WANT TO SEE THIS VIEW FROM THE INSIDE!
1 long birth later-
Shit, I'm mentally scarred for the rest of this life. Well at least I'm out of that damn vice. You would think a pregnant woman has a looser hole than that. Damn, 1 minute of being born into this world and all my bad cussing habits are coming back. This does not bode well.
“&#(&! (@* (&%% *) &@)(*&@(1”
……..
*Ding*
Damn it, now he is trying to take away any advantages I could have? Does he want me to start pathetic or something? Is this all a fucking game to him?
*Ding*
Fine whatever. I can make do with this. Now let’s see what my parents look like. Wait, didn’t someone say something when I was born?
*Bish*
FUCK SOMETHING JUST HIT MY CHEST! AND HARD! Who the fuck attacks a baby who was just born?
“The baby still isn’t crying! Try again, it might have stopped breathing.”
Shit, that’s right I didn’t cry, most babies that are born quiet usually are still-borns. Well better cry before they assault my fragile ribs again.
“Waahhh?”
“Thank god it came back to life. But why does it’s cry sound like a question.”
“You IDIOT! Just cause a baby doesn’t cry doesn’t mean it isn’t breathing. Now give my child to me before I get off this bed and let you feel what it’s like to give birth.”
The man who was carrying me quickly passed me off to a woman. A very beautiful woman. Too bad she was my mother or I would have went for her. Meh, who knows, maybe I can woo her anyway. I’m bored of living seriously after all.
….. Something isn’t right. This, I didn’t act like this in my previous life. Something inside me feels like it’s missing. Urgh, I’m too sleepy right now, I will think more when I wake up.
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Authors note:
Chapter is kind of short i know, but if i continued it would have been too long as it would have started the childhood arc. So i left that to start the next chapter. Should be longer. By the way, the childhood arc is roughly inspired by the Fiction; NPC. Its on royal road so feel free to check it out.
