Frank Rogers, a centenarian, entered a clinic for his weekly rejuvenation—to stop from 'aging.'

  A disease cured by nanotech blood transfusions—repairing, rebuilding, and replacing cells and organs.

  "Good morning, Mr. Rogers," said the nurse. "Are you ready? Oh, wait … It looks like you're on the 'Do Not Rejuvenate List.'

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  "What the hell? Does it say why?"

  "In fact, it does, Mr. Rogers. According to the 'Anti-NIMBY Mandate,' you've been found guilty of violating the Social Progress Order by attempting to sabotage cultural and technological change. It says for further inquiry, you should speak to a geriatrics attorney."