Chapter 41: Electric Roast Little Bird

  "Morning Hinata-senpai——" Imitating Aho's way of addressing Asahina Mikuru, Nogizaka Nobuyuki pounced on Asahina Mikuru like a pervert, hugging her tightly, rubbing his face against hers: "So cute so cute so cute so cute...... SO CUTE!!!!!!"

  "Ah! Ahhh~~~ Master, it hurts so much, don't~~~" Asahina Mikuru's hands pushed back with force, her tears welling up in the corners of her eyes as she reacted with a pained expression, just like the anime version of herself.

  When a man holds a naked woman, or an extremely lovely and perfect super beauty, what will be his reaction?

  Any normal man can think of it, so the superior officer has been animalized.

  "Wooooo... Strip!" The words stirred up the most primitive desires in Shirogane Akira's heart, and with a flash of green light in his eyes, he ripped off his clothes like magic, revealing his strong yet slender body after three transformations, and his massive cannon roared loudly.

  "Master... Master... Master..." Asahina Shikurou covered her face with both hands, her ears were so red they seemed to be smoking, but as she peeked through her fingers, her face grew even hotter.

  "Morning, Binan-senpai! I'm here!" Ue Taro pounced on Asahina Miruku, pinning her to the ground with his massive crotch: "Come on, Asahina-senpai! Give me everything you've got! Hahahahaha..."

  In the midst of maniacal laughter, Shangguan Yan's energy pierced through the rainbow-colored light, and then a cracking sound was heard.

  The entire world froze in an instant, Asahina Mikuru covered her face with both hands, on the verge of tears. Aoba Kaito was pressing down on her body, but his eyes were wide open and his whole body **.

  After a two or three second pause, Shangguan Nian froze, staring at the charred remains of the fragrant intestine.

  "Waaaah——" Amidst the earth-shattering scream, Shangguan Abao covered his crotch with both hands, cold sweat pouring down, foaming at the mouth, and convulsing all over before crashing to the ground.

  Just as he was about to enter Asahina Shikurou, Asahina Shikurou suddenly transformed into Thunder Bebe. The super-strong electric current instantly turned the angry little bird into a roasted pheasant, with a pain even more painful than scrambled eggs. Uemura's face was filled with a mixture of shock and amazement.

  "This is why ahhhh~~~~" Director Nangeng wailed to the sky, my life is so bitter! In reality, I was beaten by Wei Bei's broken eggs, and in virtual space, I was electrocuted by Xiao Niao. I'm dying! Wuuuuuuu...

  "Before the host's comprehensive ability reaches level A, it is impossible to generate a spatial anomaly, otherwise you will be attacked by a 10 million volt original sin electric current."

  The system prompt tone caused Officer Gao's eyes to roll back and he completely fainted.

  ……

  "Ah!" Xiang Guan Nengren opened his eyes and sat up from the sofa with a start, covered in cold sweat.

  He picked up the phone on the tea table, it was just 10 o'clock. Shangguan Nengren still remembered that when he and Xin Yuanyuan returned home, it was already past 9:30. Before that, he had spent at least a few hours in the study space. Calculating this way, only ten or so minutes had passed in reality.

  "The 10:1 time ratio is indeed true." Shangguan Nengren let out a sigh of relief, his sensitive ears picking up the sound of running water from the bathroom, where Xin Yuanyuan was still taking a shower.

  Subconsciously putting his hand into his pants.

  "Hmm...it's okay, it's still there." Shang Guan Nengren wiped away cold sweat and opened a video on his phone.

  "Hmm... Ah... Oh..." After watching for a few seconds, Shangguan Nianjin heaved a sigh of relief and closed the video.

  Still okay, still responsive.

  Recalling the terrifying scene in the study room earlier, Shang Guan's face turned pale with fear.

  "Before the host's comprehensive ability reaches level A, it is impossible to generate a spatial anomaly, otherwise you will be attacked by a 10 million volt original sin electric current."

  1 billion volts of high-voltage current original sin attack...

  Shangguan Nengren frequently wiped away cold sweat, it was too terrifying. Fortunately, his body had undergone three systematic transformations, and although he couldn't say that his body was as hard as steel, it was almost like rubber, not only being hard but also having flexibility, otherwise he would have become a eunuch for sure.

  "Damn system, it actually has such a terrifying setting and didn't even tell me in advance!" Xiang Guan Enren gritted his teeth, fortunately it was just his spiritual body, if his main body had entered, he would have been completely finished.

  Indignant and resentful, also suffering terribly.

  "My beauty! Can't touch, can only look. Is there anything more painful than this in the world?"

  He brought up the ten all-around, saw the learning space option, and hesitated for a moment. He still retracted the panel, his heart which had just been hurt hadn't healed yet, he'll go in again later!

  "What a pity for my Asahina-senpai... " Ue Tsuruko secretly shed tears: "That was the perfect goddess I spent several hours choosing! Waaah, before I reach A-rank, farewell Asahina-senpai..."

  Soon after, Xinyu Yuan walked out of the bathroom with a bath, wearing casual and loose clothes at home, wiping her hair with a large towel, saw Shangguan Nengren, and exclaimed: "Brother, why are you crying?"

  Having gone through a series of intense blows, can you not cry?!

  Shangguan Neng wiped away his tears: "No, I just watched a sad video on my phone and got emotional."

  Xin Yuanyuan saw Shang Guan Nengren holding his phone, without any suspicion, and smiled as he walked over. He sat down beside Shang Guan Nengren, supported his head, and lay it on his own thigh: "Hehe, you're really good at making people cry, little brother."

  Just after taking a bath, her soft and tender hands caressed his cheeks: "It's okay, it was all fake, in reality we're both very happy, aren't we?"

  "Uh-huh." Propped against Xin Yu Yuan's soft thighs, Shang Guan Nian's painful heart gradually calmed down. Having just finished bathing, his body had the apple fragrance of shower gel, which was Shang Guan Nian's favorite scent. He liked eating apples, drinking apple juice, and smelling apple fragrances. Perhaps it was a coincidence, but Xin Yu Yuan happened to like using apple-scented shower gel very much.

  Every time he smelled the apple fragrance on Xin Yu Yuan's body, Shang Guan Neng Ren felt extremely comfortable, from the inside out.

  "Yuanyuan jie..."

  "Hmm?" Soft little hands stroked her face, feeling so comfortable.

  "Every time I'm feeling down, as long as Yuxuan jie is by my side, I can become calm and at peace."

  "Really?" Xin Yu Yuan's eyes became even softer, with a smile that couldn't be hidden at the corner of her mouth: "Sister is very happy you said that."

  "Hmm." Bathed in Xin Yu Yuan's gentle care, Shangguan Nian was much better.

  "Ah..." Xin Yu Yuan let out a small yawn, but it was still caught by the sharp ears of Shang Guan Neng Ren.

  "Yuanyuan, you must be tired!" Yuanyuan sat up, and Shangguan Neng looked at her exhausted face, with dark circles under her eyes and bloodshot eyes.

  Xin Yu covered her eyes with both hands, rubbed them hard, and smiled: "It's okay, I'll be more spirited after taking a bath."

  Yuanyuan sister, you've been watching over me for a whole day and night, yet you still say things like this, it only makes me feel more and more guilty.

  Shangguan Nian's heart ached: "Yu Yuan Jie, go to sleep quickly!"

  "No need, sister is not sleepy yet." Xin Yu Yuan let go of her hand and smiled warmly: "It's rare to have a National Day holiday, sister wants to cook a good meal, invite uncle and aunt, we get together, make up for yesterday's Mid-Autumn Festival"

  "No way!" Shang Guan Neng Ren picked up Xin Yu Yuan from around the waist: "You're already so sleepy, what are you still doing cooking?"

  "Oh no!" Xin Yu Yan struggled a bit, her hands hooked around Shang Guan Neng's neck: "But..."

  "Don't worry about it, you sleep, I'll take care of dinner." Shang Guan said.

  "Ah?" Xin Yu Yuan was very surprised.

  "Don't look at me like that, I've actually recently become obsessed with cooking, although I'm not as good as Xinyu sister, but it's not too bad either." Shangguan Nengren carried Xin Yu into the bedroom and gently placed her on the bed.

  Xin Yu kicked off her slippers with both feet and smiled: "I didn't expect to eat the dishes made by my brother's own hands, sister is looking forward to it."

  He pulled the quilt over Xin Yu Yuan's body, bowed his head and kissed her forehead: "Don't worry, I'll definitely make a dinner that you'll never forget for the rest of your life."

  "Dinner?" Xin Yuanyuan blinked her eyes, at this moment, she looked like a child, pure and innocent.

  "Your lunch is definitely gone, let me take a nap, and we'll have dinner at 8 o'clock sharp tonight."

  The quilt was pulled up to her face, covering the lower part of her nose. Xin Yuanyuan's eyes sparkled with a thick layer of smile: "Being cared for by my brother like this, I'm so touched that I almost cried."

  "Your eyes are smiling so much they're invisible." Upper Official Neng Ren retorts.

  "Is there?" Really can't see it anymore.

  Shangguan Nengren let out a sigh and gently stroked her forehead with his large hand: "Sleep! I'll stay with you."

  "...Xin Yu's eyes sparkled with tears: "Uh-huh."

  After keeping watch for a day and night, Xin Yuanyuan was really sleepy, and after a few minutes, she fell into a deep sleep. Shang Guan Nengren continued to keep watch for about half an hour, confirming that Xin Yuanyuan had fallen asleep soundly. Only then did he quietly get up, walk out of the bedroom, and as he closed the door, he gazed at Xin Yuanyuan's smiling sleeping face and whispered: "Sleep well."

  After closing the door, Officer Guan tidied up a bit and left Xin Yuanyuan's home.

  ……

  Shangguan Nengren had no money, and the round-trip fare to Qingyun Temple cost over 200 yuan. Originally, Xin Yuanyuan wanted to pay for the fare, but as a man, Shangguan Nengren couldn't let a woman foot the bill.

  Before the holiday, Shangguan Airen spent a lot of small change again, adding up to almost all of the 1,100 yuan for fishing. After rummaging through his pockets, he still had 69.5 yuan left.

  This amount of money is not enough to buy vegetables.

  He took a step towards home and now he can only go to Ming Shui Lake to catch two big fish for his own pocket money.

  As he walked into the compound, Shangguan felt that something was off. A thread of inexplicable hostility surrounded him in the empty space. He turned his head to look around and saw several groups of people: some were playing Go, others were washing cars, some were playing badminton, and others sat on a flower bed drinking beer and eating peanuts.

  The hostility disappeared when he looked around, and Shangguan Nian furrowed his brow: "Could it be an illusion?"

  Shaking his head, Officer Gao led the way into the corridor. Just then, the young man who had been drinking beer revealed a menacing glint in his eye: "This little brat made me wait for a whole day and night. Let's see where you're going to run this time!"

  "Pull out your phone: 'Little Seven, the target has appeared, bring a few brothers over immediately, and bring the stuff... guns? Go to hell with guns, you want to die don't drag me down! Knives are not allowed either! Clubs are enough...... huh, hurry up!"

  He hung up the phone and stuffed the remaining peanuts into his mouth, washing them down with a final swig of beer.

  Get up, wipe your mouth, and pull out a photo from the breast pocket of your shirt, which is exactly the face of Shang Guan Neng Ren.

  The young man sneered and tore up the photo. He was about to scatter the pieces when he saw an old woman wearing a red armband crouching in the corner of the wall.

  The young man stuffed the debris into his pocket and flashed a smile at the auntie.

  The aunt got up with a sullen face and went elsewhere to take a stroll.

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