Chapter Forty-Four: Breaking the Five Limbs
"You wouldn't dare either." Xǔ Jìng Rú revealed a triumphant smile, turning her head to chat with the police officers. As the daughter of the city's Public Security Bureau Director, the number one boss, Xǔ Jìng Rú was a small boss in her own right, and there wasn't a single local police officer who didn't know her. Even if some of the police officers had higher ranks than her, they still nodded humbly and listened to their "leader's" teachings.
Seeing this scene, Shang Guan Neng couldn't help but think: "Arrogant second-generation official, how despicable."
Roughly understanding the situation, Xu Jingru turned her head to look at him, her eyes becoming increasingly sinister. Upper official Neng's back felt a chill, and he took a step back, covering his chest with both hands: "Sister, what do you want to do?"
"Hmm, what do you think?" Xǔ Jìng Rú's eyes narrowed, smiling very slyly.
Shangguan Nengren looked at this pair of squinting eyes, as if he saw Xiang Beibei, and was so frightened that he retreated several steps: "Sister, you should be more polite, I only sell my body, not my skills."
"Shut up!" Even Xiu Jingru's face turned red with anger as she shouted: "Less nonsense, come here!"
Xu Jingru was terrifying when she got angry, the big tendons on her neck were jumping, and Shangguan Nengren's forehead was covered in cold sweat as he slowly walked over: "Wh...what are you doing?"
"This is no small matter!" Xǔ Jìng Rú grabbed Shàng Guān Néng Rén's face with one hand, using both hands to pull it in two directions, and smiled darkly: "You deceived me, it wasn't an accident that you subdued those two burglars last time either!"
Shangguan Neng's face was twisted like a toad, almost crying: "Sister, spare me! I had no choice but to force myself."
"Ah! They won't 'force' you, and it doesn't show off your skills." Xu Jingru's eyes shone with a black light, teasingly licking her lips, smiling slightly wantonly: "A thousand gold is easy to get, but a worthy opponent is hard to find. Sister was unbeatable in police school, and as a police officer, she still hasn't met an opponent. My good brother, sister really loves you too much, let sister play with you!"
It's not just the superior officer, but also the surrounding police officers who are sweating like Niagara Falls, looking at Officer Shang with sympathetic eyes: "Little comrade, born great, died glorious, the Party and the people will remember you."
Shangguan Nengren really cried: "Sister, I'm really not doing well, I have prostatitis and diabetes, spare me!"
"It doesn't matter, sister has Viagra and condoms... spit! What are you talking about!" Xu Jingru came back to her senses, glaring at Xiang Nengren: "At such a young age, with a dirty mind, say! Are there only Teacher Chou's pictures on your computer?!"
Shangguan Nengren: "Cold sweat......"
"Waterfall sweat..."
Sister, you're too reckless. Maybe you're the kind of bold woman who would dare to pull down her pants and relieve herself on the street when nature calls.
"Hmph!" Ignoring the strange gazes of the crowd, Xu Jingru pinched Ouyang Neng's face tightly: "Tomorrow at 10 am, meet me at Bagua Martial Arts Hall. If you're late by one minute, sister will make sure you can't become a man for the rest of your life!"
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All the police officers tightened their crotches and sweated profusely.
The official saw that his face was pale and cried out to the sky: "Heavens, why are my chickens and eggs so unlucky!"
Shangguan Nengren discovered that since he became a decathlete, although it brought him great benefits and made him rich, his 'second life' suddenly became miserable. He was threatened by the 'female' police officer's 'sexual' happiness for the rest of his life, after being bullied by Weibei Egg and roasted by the learning space bird.
"Oh heavens! Give me a iron crotch technique!" Upper Official Neng Ren covered his 'pants' crotch, with a face full of cow-like foolishness.
"A big man, what are you crying about?" Xu Jingru loosened her hand and slapped a palm on Shang Guan Neng's forehead, her face stern: "You've already asked who the mastermind is?"
"Hmm." Finally able to get to the point, Officer Wang wiped away his tears and gritted his teeth: "It's Bai 'Yu' Tang!"
"White 'Jade' Hall?" Xu Jingru's beautiful eyebrows slightly furrowed: "Brocade 'Hairy' Mouse?"
"Hmm..." Shangguan Neng wiped his sweat: "His dad is the Director of Education."
"Oh, another official's second generation!" Xu Jingru's face was full of disgust, and Shang Guan Neng retorted: "You're not an official's second generation yourself?"
"How could he hire someone to attack you?" Now that the perpetrator had been identified, it was time to understand the motive behind the crime.
"This... actually, I wasn't in a good mood the day before yesterday. I bumped into him after school..." Shang Guan Neng Ren picked out the cause and effect from his own advantageous perspective and said it all over again.
Xu Jingru listened and snorted coldly: "This White 'Jade' Hall is actually so arrogant! It's really despicable!"
Shangguan Nengren secretly glanced around and quietly pulled down Xu Jingru's sleeve.
"What's going on!?" Xǔ Jìngrú glared.
Shangguan Nengren chuckled twice and said in a low voice: "Sister, I still have some hidden feelings that I want to report to you."
"Oh?" Xǔ Jìngrú turned her head and swept a glance around, those police officers with erect ears immediately turned their heads to protect the scene.
"Someone, Little Sun, call 120, don't let them die."
"Put away all the murder weapons and don't mess up the fingerprints."
"Call the traffic police and drag away the bread."
"Take a photo of this bloody mess while you still can, there won't be another chance later."
He spat out another mouthful of blood and before he fainted from exhaustion, he glared up at the sky and cursed: "Your mother's the one who's got no chance now!"
Following Gao Nengren to the corner of the wall, Xu Jingru said: "There's no one here, speak!"
"Hmm." Shangguan Nian said in a low voice, "Sister, actually Bai 'Yu' Tang has been pursuing our class monitor, her name is Zhang Tingting, she's the school flower."
"What's wrong with School Flower? What does it have to do with you?"
Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly: "It's really related, our class leader is a kind-hearted person who loves to help those poor students. Because of this, she has been in contact with me for more than a year, and that Bai Yutang probably didn't like me, so there was a conflict."
"Oh, I see there's another reason." Xu Jingru gently pinched her chin, nodded thoughtfully, and looked at Shang Guan Nengren with an unexpected gaze: "I did expect you to be jealous, but I didn't think someone like you would also make people jealous? Not bad!"
Shangguan Ruo: "......"
"What's wrong with being a poor student? You tell me! What's wrong with being a poor student? Does it mean we don't have human rights?! Does it mean we can't become excellent students?! What's wrong with my appearance? You tell me! What's wrong with my appearance? Did I grow up deformed or something?! Although I'm not handsome, I'm not ugly either, right?! And besides, I'm not a 'flower' embroidered pillow, my bones are all filled with flesh!" Upper-class student Zhang roared, pulling open his collar and puffing out his chest muscles. Whoa! Those chest muscles! Great! Just like a rack of ribs!
Xu Jingru looked up and burst out laughing: "Hahaha..."
Shangguan's face turned black, and he crouched in a corner: "I'll curse you with two circles."
"How dare you curse me? You're quite bold." Xǔ Jìng Rú pinched Shàng Guān's ear and chuckled, "So, little brother with a 'meaty' skeleton, since I helped you out today, don't forget our 'date' tomorrow afternoon!"
The two words "date" with emphasis made Officer Shang's brain sweat, and he said with a sad face: "Sister, I really can't hold on."
"It's okay if you can't hold on, sister will take care of you for the rest of your life." Xu Jingru lowered her head and took a glance at Shang Guan Nengren's crotch, Shang Guan Nengren's crotch felt a chill...
"Hahaha... " Xǔ Jìng Rú, the 'Queen', laughed, and was shaking violently. Shàng Guān Néng Rén was trembling like a coward.
The numerous police officers nearby were all sweating profusely, and the gaze of Officer Nangeng was no longer one of sympathy, but rather regret.
Little comrade, you... Alas! From now on, let's try our best to help take care of your parents for you!
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Dozens of meters outside the residential area, in the Chang'an car, towards Beibei removed her headphones, with a hint of a smile at the corner of his mouth and icy eyes.
"White Jade Hall..." muttering this name, he narrowed his eyes at BeiBei: "Unexpectedly bold!"
"Miss......" Seeing the black air all over Beibei, the female bodyguard felt a chill run down her spine.
Turning his head to look at Beibei, he smiled slightly: "Let's go! The weather is great today, suitable for killing."
"Miss, this... he's an official person after all, if...!!" The female bodyguard's voice trailed off, unable to continue, her gaze at Beibei was too cold, making her feel afraid despite having bloodstained hands.
"Either... you die! Or... he dies!"
The female bodyguard's massive frame trembled, and she lowered her head: "Yes, miss."
The female bodyguard chose to obey and nodded in satisfaction towards Beibei, smiling: "Just kidding, how could I kill him?"
After a pause, a faint voice came into the female bodyguard's ear: "Break all five limbs!"
The bodyguard flinched, and her limbs went limp. It would have been better if she had just stabbed me, Miss... you're even more terrifying than before.
Looking at this under-18-year-old girl, the female bodyguard was filled with reverence. At such a young age, she was intelligent and almost eerie. In the past, the female bodyguard never believed that there were such freaks in the world, but since meeting Xiang Beibei, she did.
In this world, there indeed exist evil spirits.
The female bodyguard suddenly remembered a sentence - When a country is about to perish, monsters must appear!
No way...
The female bodyguard took a deep breath, must have watched too many movies and got a little paranoid.
At this time, BeiBei was thinking of one thing: using only a thin fishing rod to knock down six people without harming a single hair...
Eyes narrowing: Does he... really have such ability? Should I have some expectations of him?
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Chang'an car drove away, soon after, the ambulance came and took away seven injured people, along with a police car. In the end, only a seven-handed Alto was left behind.
Xu Jingru got into the car and smiled: "Where do you want to go? I'll send you there."
Shangguan Nengren waved his hand repeatedly: "No need, I have a car." He patted the Er Liu bicycle beside him: "Ming Shui Lake is not far away, right sister?" Shangguan Nengren asked: "Do you like to eat fish? I'll catch two for you."
"Fish! Hehe......" Xu Jingru licked her tongue, her pink tongue slipping and sliding, making Ouyang Nian's heart thump wildly, his eyes shifting to the side.
Huh... Such a violent 'woman' actually has a charming side too. Women are indeed unpredictable.
"Sister actually loves eating fish, but can't cook, what to do?" Xu Jingru looked at Shang Guan Nengren with interest: "Younger brother, why is your face red?"
"Hmm... cough, 'spirit' is radiant... no!" Shangguan Nengren shook his head repeatedly and said: "Sister, are you free tonight?"
"What's up tonight?"
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