Chapter 46: The Frightening Mermaid Love

  Liu Yilan's soft and delicate body lightly leaned against Shang Guan Nengren's side, with regular friction a few times. Her soft lips stuck to his ear, and she whispered: "Big brother, what are they doing?"

  The refreshing scent of mint, the humid and hot breath, the rich aroma of milk.

  Shangguan's face was as red as a date, his eyebrows like sleeping silkworms, and his hands moved as swiftly as lightning. He grasped Liu Yilan's face with both hands, pulling it to the sides, a dark smile spreading across his face: "Do you want to learn from them too? Huh? Do you?"

  "Wooo... wooo..." Shang Guan Neng turned all the harm Xu Jingru had caused him onto Liu Yilan's face, and her lovely little face became a toad, ridiculously funny.

  "Big brother... I was wrong..." Liu Yilan begged with tears streaming down her face.

  "Really know wrong? Hmm?" With a flip of her hands up and down, pulling forward and backward, the little loli transformed from a toad into a haha mirror.

  "Ugh... I really know I was wrong..."

  "It's good that you know your mistake." Officer Neng let go of his hand, a warm smile floated on his face, and he gently rubbed Liu Yilan's small face with both hands: "Girls should be dignified, don't learn from bad girls."

  "Mmm..." Liu Yilan closed her eyes, her face flushing red.

  Big brother's hand is so warm.

  Upper official was able to glance sideways at those two 'rascals', his heart racing with excitement, good grief! Restricted level, indeed! The world is truly wonderful! Even fishing can yield unexpected gains.

  This girl is so bold, she actually reached in and touched the little bird...

  Wow! Awesome! Twist? You're still twisting? Can't you just cover up with a towel or something?! How indecent!

  Shangguan Nengren couldn't take it anymore, he quietly took out his phone and turned on the video recording function...

  Ten seconds later, Shangguan Nian'er got angry!

  I'm counting on you, damn it! You're still daring to play guerrilla warfare with your quick gun? I'll go to your XX OO's!

  Looking at those two starting to tidy up their clothes and signs of battle, Shang Guan Nian almost smashed his phone in anger.

  Damn it! Others take ignorance as personality, you take incompetence as personality. The world will change because of you, punk, wait to be destroyed by others!

  Feeling the hand of Shang Guan Neng Ren leaving her face, Liu Yi Lan opened her eyes. At this time, Shang Guan Neng Ren's face was full of displeasure, making little loli puzzled and uncomprehending: "Big brother, what's wrong?"

  "It's nothing." Officer Neng put his phone in his pocket, took a few deep breaths to calm himself down, picked up the fishing rod again, and silently stared at the water.

  Liu Yilan blinked her eyes and secretly held Shang Guan Neng's hand.

  Shangguan Nengren turned his head, Liu Yilan's face was red and swollen, one hand clenched the fishing rod, 'seriously' staring ahead.

  "Hello..."

  "Ah! Big brother, what's wrong?"

  "Your fishing rod has no float, and you can't catch fish by baiting on the shore."

  “……”

  Liu Yilan moved 50 centimeters to the side, her face turned bright red as she reeled in, so embarrassing, so humiliating, being laughed at by her big brother, waaah, I'm dead.

  Looking at Liu Yilan who was both shy and embarrassed, Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly and no longer distracted himself, taking in the big fish at the bottom of the lake.

  Before that, he carefully calculated that within the range of his law eye, there were more than 86 giant fish over one meter long, and at least thousands of fish over 80 cm. The number was impressive.

  Unfortunately, there wasn't a single fish over two meters long, but there were three over one and a half meters. Two of them were carp, and the other was a grass carp. Interestingly, the two carp were a male and female pair, while the grass carp was a male. It reminded me of the first time I caught a giant grass carp here, which seemed to be a female fish. Could it be that these are two couples?

  What a pity! A good couple was torn apart by the cruel fate brought about by the corrupt official.

  It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy one marriage. The superior official can feel that his guilt is deep.

  Husband and wife are separated by the heavenly 'fish', and the superior officer is moved: In heaven, I wish to be a pair of birds flying together, on earth, I wish to be branches that are connected. Husband and wife are one body, so I'll make a kind wish and send you and your wife to reunite!

  What a shameless person.

  After a few minutes, Liu Yilan calmed down and started fishing with a sea rod. She was very lucky and caught three big fish over two kilograms within ten minutes.

  Her heart was filled with joy, Liu Yilan hummed a tune softly, but inadvertently felt something was off, turned her head to look, and was taken aback.

  It's been over ten minutes, but Officer Shang hasn't made a sound, completely unlike before. He felt strange in his heart: "Big brother..."

  "Hmm?" The officer turned his head and smiled: "What's wrong?"

  "You..."

  "Little brother, you've kept me waiting!" A thick and rough voice interrupted Liu Yilan.

  "Who's so annoying?" Little Loli got angry: Don't you know I'm talking to big brother?

  As he looked up, it was Wang Jinli, the boss of Jinli Seafood City, who used to buy big fish from him.

  Wang Jinli panted and ran over, gasping for breath: "L...little brother, where's the fish?"

  On his way to Ming Shui Lake, Shang Guan called him and said simply: "Come to Ming Shui Lake, there are fish."

  "Where's the money?" Upper official stretched out his hand.

  They say that men's action of taking out money is the most handsome, but Shangguan's action of asking for money is also quite elegant. The two little loli's eyes turned into heart shapes.

  Wang Jinli slapped his forehead: "You're blaming me? The money is here! How much?"

  A new ticket, still unopened, under the same value, the latest one always makes people feel happy, so is RMB, and many other things are like this too.

  Shangguan Nian's smile was faint: "Four thousand."

  "Four... four thousand!?" Wang Jinli was stunned, overjoyed: "Ah ah ah! Good! Four thousand it is! Four thousand..."

  He quickly handed over 4,000 yuan in cash: "Little brother, count it."

  Oh God of Wealth! Little brother, from now on you are my God of Wealth!

  Shangguan Nengren took the money and handed it over to Liu Yilan, smiling and saying: "Take a look."

  "Hmm... " Liu Yilan seemed very happy, clumsily transferring the money one by one from her left hand to her right.

  "One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six..."

  Forty pages were counted, Wang Jinli glanced at his watch, ten minutes had passed.

  Wang Jinli: "......"

  "Older brother, that's right, it's four thousand yuan." Liu Yilan happily put the money into Officer Wang's jacket pocket, as if she had done something extraordinary.

  Wang Jinli wiped his sweaty forehead, his face twitching with a mixture of laughter and tears: "Little brother, I've given you the money, but that fish..."

  "Here you go!"

  "A loud 'got it' from the officer, and with a forceful lift of the fishing rod, a giant grass carp over 1.5 meters long burst out of the water, thrashing in mid-air, its tail swishing down a large amount of water droplets."

  Whoosh! Wang Jinli took a free cool water bath.

  "Uhh..." He rubbed his face wildly with both hands, and upon seeing the giant grass carp struggling on the ground, Wang Jinli excitedly pounced on it: "Hahaha... you're mine, you're mine now... hahaha..."

  The laughter was really too obscene, and both Shang Guan Nengren and Liu Yilan shivered simultaneously.

  This... Although the romance of a mermaid is renowned among people, this fish seems to be different from that fish. At least the upper half of that fish's body was human, but this fish...

  "Uh..." Seeing Wang Jinli straddling the grass carp, he felt a wave of nausea and his stomach churned. Liu Yilan's whole body stiffened, her face pale as paper.

  "Big brother, I...I want to go home..." The little loli rushed into Upper Official's arms, her eyes shining with tears.

  "Don't cry, don't cry." Shangguan Nengren held her tightly and gently stroked the little loli's head: "Let's go home now."

  "Uh-huh."

  Looking at the traumatized little loli, Shang Guan Nian suddenly felt a sense of mission.

  There are too many perverts in the world who will pollute the pure heart of a little loli, to protect the loli, the capable official stepped onto the path of battle...

  Nonsense!

  This guy is even more stupid than Ultraman, and Da Guan Ren can't be bothered to mock him. He packed up his fishing gear, put away the three big carp, avoided that perverted fish-lover with a heavy taste, and quickly left this world full of foul air.

  The Chinese love to gather in crowds, and although two people left, even more people gathered over.

  "My god! Is this for real? Too over-the-top!"

  "It's all over, my views on life and love have been completely overturned."

  "This... this... this fish doesn't have a hole, how did he get in?"

  "Alert! Alert! Report immediately! Comrade police officers! There's a pervert here!"

  On this day, countless tourists at Ming Water Lake were blinded by the golden dog's eyes, and their lives took a step into another ghostly path that couldn't see the future...

  It's been a long time since they left Ming Shui Lake, and Xiao Loli's emotions finally stabilized. Her appearance with tears in her eyes was also very cute. Ouyang Nengren didn't have the habit of bringing tissues or handkerchiefs, so he could only use his sleeve to wipe away her tears: "Are you feeling better now?"

  "Hmm..." Liu Yilan choked back a sob and said in a trembling voice: "Big brother, that person is so disgusting, so scary."

  "Don't be afraid." Holding Liu Yilan in his arms, gently stroking her hair: "After all, it's just a pervert, if you don't like him, beat him up, and beating up this kind of pervert isn't against the law either."

  "I'm afraid I won't be able to beat him..." She tightly hugged Ouyang Nian's waist, as if only this way could make her feel at ease.

  "That won't do." Officer Nangeng sighed: "In today's society, there are too many bad people. A lovely girl like you should learn some self-defense skills to protect yourself. Even if you don't know self-defense, you should always carry pepper spray with you. Otherwise, when you encounter danger, you'll have no way to resist, and your whole life might be ruined."

  "Hmm..." Liu Yilan thought it made sense. In today's social environment, the customs have become increasingly distorted and abnormal, no longer retaining the kindness and simplicity of ancient people. For those young and beautiful girls, walking on the street can easily attract lecherous gazes, and if they are not careful, they will suffer losses.

  "Where...where can I learn better?" Little Loli was completely at a loss.

  "Don't worry, there will be a way." Patted the little loli's back, and Upper Official smiled slightly: "Don't think about this anymore, let's go buy some vegetables. You can choose what you like to eat, and big brother promises to cook a delicious meal for you."

  "Huh?" Liu Yilan was somewhat surprised, blinking her eyes: "Big brother, you said, you cook?"

  "Is there a problem?" The superior officer smiled slightly, knowing why she was surprised. Among the post-90s single children, how many can cook? Girls are relatively better off, but those big and small boys, asking them to cook is harder than killing them. A boy who can cook is comparable to a golden monkey, if not a national treasure like the giant panda.

  Look down on officials and capable people...

  Not to mention, the figure really looks like it.

  Liu Yilan's eyes sparkled with admiration: "Big brother, you're so amazing, really amazing."

  Being worshiped by Xiao Loli, Shangguan Neng felt extremely satisfied and Long Xin was overjoyed: "Haha, it's too early to say that. Let's go, today let big brother treat our lovely Yilan to a good meal."

  "Koko koko... cute... little Yilan..." Liu Yilan covered her face with both hands, and once again entered a daydreaming state.

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