Chapter 50: You're sick! (Kneeling and begging for monthly tickets)

  I updated 21,000 words in two days and my spirit almost collapsed. Today I had a headache all day and couldn't write. This chapter has been going on since 10 am this morning and it's broken another terrifying record of slow progress. Please forgive Panda's incompetence. It's not that I'm lazy or lack the ability to guarantee quality, but I just can't do it. Panda is a stickler for quality, if I couldn't ensure the quality, I'd rather not update at all. Panda has been working hard and will keep writing until dawn even if my soul leaves my body. Please give me more monthly tickets, brothers and sisters, to motivate me!

  "Haha, don't be shy, it's not derogatory." He patted Liu Yilan's head and turned to Xin Yuanyuan, "Yuanyuan sister, time is almost up, call Xiaomeng back! It's been a long time since we've seen her, I miss her quite a bit."

  "Yi Miao is coming home!" Xin Yu Yuan smiled gently, tidying up her slightly disheveled hair: "Wait for sister to pack up and then go pick Yi Miao up. It's been so long since we've seen each other, Yi Miao always says she misses Uncle Able too!"

  "Haha, we can tell at a glance that our hearts are connected." Shangguan Nengren was quite pleased with himself. Although he didn't look very good before, he had a certain charm to children, and the kids in the neighborhood all got along well with him, including Zhao Yimeng. Now, after three system makeovers, his appearance had also undergone three minor adjustments. Although his nose was still the same nose and his eyes were still the same eyes, when combined together they became more and more harmonious, which is commonly known as "pleasing to the eye" or "good-looking".

  People are creatures that judge by appearance, and although children do not have a strong concept of beauty or ugliness, they still tend to get closer to those who look good. The power of youthful appearance is great, and the upper class can be called the killer of young children, already on the same level as the killer of young women, Bu Yunxi...

  At 7:30 in the evening, Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong brought fruit drinks.

  At 7:45, Zhao Yimeng happily jumped into Officer Neng's arms: "Uncle Neng, ride a big horse, ride a big horse!"

  At eight o'clock sharp, Xu Jingru burst in wearing a police uniform: "Sorry sorry, didn't come too late?"

  “……”

  Seeing Xu Jingru's thing in her hand, Shangguan Nengren retorted: "Sister, what do you mean!?"

  "Ah? This one! It's not very polite to come empty-handed, this is a gift."

  "What's wrong with you, giving handcuffs as a gift?! Are you sick?!" The shiny handcuffs in Xu Jingru's hand made Shang Guan Nengren's face turn black. He was certain, definite and affirmative that Xu Jingru was a male version of Sakura Hanadou, lacking common sense to the extreme, even worse than Sakura giving bananas to a gorilla.

  "Oh? You dare to speak to sister like this?" Xu Jingru smiled gloomily.

  "Sister... sister, don't shoot!" The muzzle was pressed against his chin, and with a loud thud, he knelt down and cried: "Hero, spare my life! Let me go!"

  "Haha...!" Xu Jingyu's queen-like smile was still so radiant, the gun butt knocked gently on Officer Wang's head: "Don't worry! No bullets are loaded, it can't kill anyone."

  Upper official is capable orz, encountered such an extreme product of a female police officer, he really had enough, countless Tianzun's, take this mother explosive dragon!

  Xin Yu's lips curled up slightly as he forced a smile and said: "Officer Xu, welcome to our humble abode, please take a seat."

  Xu Jingru burst out laughing: "Sorry, maybe the gift is a bit off, but these handcuffs are just replicas, they're sold in adult stores, suitable for special tastes..."

  "Please don't say that!" Xin Yu Yuan's face turned bright red, interrupting Xu Jing Ru's words, and secretly gave her a nickname - Female Rogue.

  Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong were dumbfounded: This... is this really a policeman? How can he be more ruffian than a hooligan?

  Liu Yilan was shocked by Xu Jingru just now, and she is now shrinking behind the sofa, trembling with fear: Wow! Too scary, mom...

  Only Zhao Yimeng was still full of energy, jumping onto Ou Guan Nai Ren's back: "Giddy up, big horse, let's go!"

  “……”

  Xin Yu Yan suppressed the urge to collapse, and carried Zhao Yi Meng down: "Yi Meng, stop making trouble, this is Auntie Xu, quickly call her Auntie Xu."

  Today at home was so lively, Zhao Yimeng was very excited, originally a bit shy personality also changed, happily called out: "Hello Auntie Xu."

  "Oh! Whose little girl is so pretty? So cute, come let Auntie hug you." Seeing Zhao Yimeng, Xu Jingru's eyes sparkled, and it seemed like Xin Yuanyuan saw a wolf's gleam.

  Is it an illusion?

  Xin Yuanyuan put aside her thoughts and smiled: "Yi Meng, let Auntie give you a hug, okay?"

  "No!" Zhao Yimeng's answer was unexpected. Xu Jingru's face changed: "Why can't Auntie hold you?"

  "Mom said, don't let strangers hold you, if someone wants to hold me, shout for help and call the police."

  Xu Jingyu: "......"

  Xin Yu's face turned awkward: "Officer Xu, I... uh..."

  "How cute!" Xǔ Jìng Rú's excited laughter, the sparkle in her eyes growing stronger: "Hehehe... such a lovely little loli! If only she were my daughter, hehehe..."

  What a crazy lolita complex pervert!

  Zhao Yimeng was afraid and shrank into Xin Yuanyuan's arms: "Mom, there's a pervert, a pervert wants to eat me..."

  "Don't be afraid, perverts won't eat people." Xin Yuexuan softly comforted, but Xu Jingru felt a bit off after hearing this, but couldn't quite put her finger on what was wrong. Now her mind was filled with the cute little loli in front of her, and she couldn't care about anything else.

  "Hug me, just let Auntie hug you for a bit, just for a bit. Auntie will give you...give you..." Xu Jingru rummaged through several pockets and finally pulled out a small yellow toy: "Hehe, Auntie's giving you a toy!"

  "Is that a bullet?! Is that a bullet?!" Officer Nang Er jumped up, blocking Zhao Yimeng's path, his face black with rage: "Are you still a police officer?! Are you still a people's police officer?! How can you casually treat bullets like toys for kids?! Are you sick?!"

  Ranting wildly at the mother of the dragon, if seen by Xu Jingyu's colleagues, they would definitely treat him as a revolutionary martyr, offering incense three times a day, and on holidays, presenting fruit platters, roasted chicken, plus a pot of wine, and setting off firecrackers.

  "How dare you speak to your sister like that?" Xin Yu Yuan's face turned black again, his eyes were deep and dark, like a bottomless abyss, the gun was pressed against Shang Guan Neng's forehead, his voice was as cold as ice: "Do you have medicine?"

  Ka——

  Everyone petrified, shattered.

  "Hmm..." Officer Nang's forehead was covered in a thick layer of sweat: "How much did you eat?"

  "How much?"

  "You get what you pay for!"

  "Eat as much as you want!"

  "We have it but won't give you any!"

  "Then give me something to eat!"

  Xu Jingru covered her stomach and squatted down, feeling weak all over, and smiled bitterly: "For this meal, I didn't even eat lunch, I'm starving to death."

  Everyone sweats like a waterfall.

  Shangguan Nengren helped Xu Jingru sit down on the sofa, stuffed a banana into her mouth, and bitterly smiled: "Sister, I just realized how honest you are."

  "I was being honest." Xu Jingru ate two bananas in a few bites without any politeness and took another one herself.

  She ate three bananas in a row, temporarily suppressing her hunger, feeling full and warm, thinking about something, Xiu Jingru's stomach was fine, and she began to think wildly, staring at Zhao Yimeng with shining eyes, excitedly flushing her face, panting heavily.

  "......" Shangguan was able to block Xujingru's path, clearing his throat: "Sister, let me introduce you, this is my dad and mom, and this is my god-sister... Yilan, what are you doing? Hiding behind the sofa? Come out."

  Liu Yilan turned around with a fearful face, bypassing Xu Jingru, and came to the back of Shang Guanneng's body on the other side, avoiding Xu Jingru's gaze.

  Xu Jingru didn't mind at all, and chuckled: "Oh, it's Uncle and Auntie! I scared you guys earlier, right? Blame me, blame me, I've been like this since I was a kid, can't change it no matter what. If you two were scared, just scold me a couple of times, hit me a couple of times too, I won't fight back."

  Do you still want to fight back?

  Shangguan Yi and Li Xinhong exchanged a bitter smile. This kind of top-notch female cop... Today was an eye-opener.

  "It's okay, being honest is good, don't be so formal." As soon as he heard this, Shangguan Yi knew it was his father who said it. Shangguan Nian felt a sense of nostalgia: His dad really knows how to talk, his mom can't say things like that. If it were his mom, she would probably say something like "Isn't hitting a police officer against the law?"

  "Haha, I've been thinking all day, what kind of gods are Upper Official Ren's parents? How can they raise such a good son. Originally, I thought Uncle was at least six feet tall, with a fierce face, tiger-like back and bear-like waist, with thick calluses on his palms, impervious to swords and guns, water and fire... Auntie must be a heroic woman, drinking big bowls of wine, eating big chunks of meat, with a bold and unrestrained demeanor not inferior to men..."

  The three of them were drenched in cold sweat, Xin Yuanyuan held Zhao Yimeng and quietly pulled Liu Yilan to the kitchen. This female cop was too fierce, scolding bad kids was nothing, how could someone like this be a police officer? She should be the big sister of some gang instead.

  Big sister, lead the three thousand city management to dominate the world!

  "I didn't expect Uncle and Aunt to be so ordinary, it really surprised me." Xin Yuanyuan sighed after finishing speaking: "It's said that dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and mice's children can dig holes. I used to believe in this saying, but now I don't believe it anymore. It turns out that ordinary parents can also give birth to dragon-like sons and phoenix-like daughters."

  “……”

  Shangguan Yi's face twitched, and his mouth twitched: "Too kind, I don't dare accept."

  What else can be said? He's a big man, it wouldn't be right for him to slap a woman!

  Even someone as calm as Guan Yi was stimulated to the point of wanting to hit people, and Xu Jingru would scold for half a day on top of the grave mound, perhaps she could scold the dead person out of the grave.

  Li Xinhong kept muttering with her head down: "Ordinary parents... ordinary parents... I was originally very ordinary..."

  Mom, as long as you say so, I will definitely kick this female hooligan down from the twelfth floor.

  "Haha, uncle and aunt, your son is really something else, he's got great skills, he'd make a good police officer. By the way, little brother, you're about to graduate from high school, right? Why don't you try taking the police academy exam? Sister has some connections with the police academy, if you study hard for a few years, when you come out, you can at least lead your own team on missions."

  Speak up if you have something to say! Xu Jingyu's words were so bold and straightforward.

  Shangguan Nengren shook his head repeatedly: "Sister, thank you for your kindness, but our teacher has already helped me choose my major. Maybe next time, haha..."

  The college entrance exam is just once, unless you fail and retake it, otherwise when will there be another chance? This is too extreme.

  "Has your teacher chosen a volunteer for you?" Shang Guan Yi furrowed his brow: "When was this? How come we don't know?"

  Shangguan Neng had never told his parents about his current exam results, and their impression of him was still stuck in the summer vacation before.

  Actually, Shangguan Nengren was also quite unhappy. Yanluo Wang took advantage of his depression during those ten or so days after he broke up and somehow got a hold of a college entrance exam application form. At the time, Shangguan Nengren was in a daze and filled out the form in a confused state, only coming back to his senses afterwards. It turned out that Yanluo Wang had chosen his first choice for him - Peking University!

  Later, I heard that Yan Luo Wang was still not quite satisfied with this. He said that if possible, he would like to fill in Qinghua as his second choice and Fudan as his third choice...

  Crazy King Yanluo, you are even more ruthless than Guan Yingjimao.

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