Chapter 53: Taking Off Clothes (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

  After writing and writing, I still feel that the state of two updates a day is better. To ensure quality, Panda has painfully decided to stick with two updates a day. Maybe when there's something worth celebrating, there will be a small explosion, but it won't last long. The past two days before going online have already taught Panda too many lessons, and Panda can't afford to get hurt again!

  But if you look carefully, brothers and sisters should be able to notice that every chapter of Panda's update has at least 180 more words than the prescribed 3000 words, with the highest even exceeding 400 words. This chapter also exceeded 200 words. This is the only compensation Panda can make in minor details. So, Panda brazenly asks for monthly votes. Now, the competition on the monthly vote list is getting fiercer and fiercer. The sixth to tenth places are only a few votes apart. Maybe now it's sixth, but the next moment it's tenth. Panda was also up and down today, with the highest being sixth and the lowest being eighth. Such a struggle is really heartbreaking. Brothers and sisters, Panda can only rely on you!

  The next day in the afternoon, the sun shone brightly, and the autumn breeze was refreshing. The National Day holiday had not yet passed, and the streets of North China were crowded with tourists, forming a continuous stream.

  A police officer is sitting on a bicycle with his legs straddled apart, feet flat on the ground, waiting for the red light.

  Yawn, rub the sleepy eyes, mutter: "So many people, traffic jam, being late for half an hour shouldn't be my fault, right?"

  Yesterday evening, Shangguan Nengren entered the study space for the second time, but he fainted and left again for the second time. As a user of "Ten Items All-Powerful", he was actually thwarted by his own tool twice, which is like eating a delicious roasted fish, only to be choked by a fishbone - it's not just ordinary bad luck.

  Woke up from bed, tossing and turning, couldn't sleep. The computer was taken away by dad for studying, never returned, don't know if dad found those hundreds of g of romance action movies?

  No computer, Upper Official Human could only wear headphones, played PSP for half the night, played until the power went out, he stared at PSP, thought of Bei Bei. Finally fell asleep holding PSP.

  When I woke up again, it was already 9:50. I remembered that I had an appointment with Xu Jingru and shouted "I'm done for!" in a loud voice. Without even brushing my teeth or washing my face, and without eating breakfast, I hastily put on my clothes and rushed out the door.

  Time was already tight, and with the National Day holiday, there were many tourists from out of town, causing severe traffic congestion. Now, waiting for the red light at the intersection, I looked at the time and it's already 10:25.

  Xu Jingru had already sent several texts on the road, learning that Shang Guan was stuck in traffic, and viciously sent the last text: Don't worry! I won't show mercy!

  Xiang Guan's little heart was racing with fear, if he hadn't considered the consequences of running away to be even more severe, he would have fled long ago.

  At 10:35, Shangguan Nengren finally arrived at the gate of Bagua Martial Arts Hall.

  Looking at this two-story civilian house with an area of over 100 square meters, a plaque hangs above the entrance, inscribed: Bagua Wuguan, four already faded golden characters, and couplets hang on both sides of the entrance.

  Revitalize Chinese Martial Arts

  The couplet is: Promoting the orthodox spirit of the nation.

  Shangguan Ruo: "......"

  Shangguan couldn't help but wipe away cold sweat, this place looks like it belongs to a swindler who sells dog skin plaster, and with just a storefront, he's become a master of the generation.

  Officer Neng hesitated about whether to go in or not. This place looked suspicious no matter how you looked at it, and there wasn't even a single person at the entrance; on the left side, that seven-handed Alto was quite eye-catching.

  "Alas! Since ancient times, who has not died? If I don't enter hell, who will?" With a firm conviction of certain death, Magistrate Ouyang rode his bicycle into the small courtyard of the martial arts hall, with an air of heroic grandeur.

  Through the small courtyard, entering the main hall, it is a relatively spacious martial arts hall. On both sides are weapon racks, with knives, guns, swords, spears, axes, hooks, whips, hammers and claws... all complete. On the central wall hangs a large Bagua diagram, which has a strong momentum, but not a single person can be seen.

  "Is anyone there?" Officer Guan shouted loudly.

  "Coming, coming." A small door on the left side of the main hall was opened, and a middle-aged man walked out, holding up his pants and fastening his belt.

  A middle-aged man wearing a bright yellow martial arts uniform, one meter eight tall, with a square face and thick eyebrows, big eyes, if not for his current movements being too obscene, he would be a heroic figure full of positive energy.

  Shangguan Ruo: "......"

  "Who are you?" The middle-aged man tightened his belt, let out a loud belch, and a wave of chive and egg filling flavor wafted over, almost knocking the upright official unconscious.

  "I... I came looking for someone." He took seven or eight steps back, increasing the distance between himself and the middle-aged man, almost vomiting up his dinner.

  "Huh?" The middle-aged man carelessly looked at Shangguan Nian, stuck his finger in his mouth and picked out a piece of scallion from between his teeth.

  "Look at you, like a monkey! You must be Upper Official's capable person!"

  "Huh... Do you know me?" Shang Guan Neng didn't recall knowing such a pervert.

  "I don't know." The middle-aged man let out a loud belch and chuckled, "However, my niece knows you. You're the one she just sent a text message to, aren't you?"

  "Your niece? Could it be..."

  "Bastard!" A trembling roar came from outside the door, Xu Jingru wore a red exercise suit, and rushed over with a fierce momentum, grabbing Ouyang Neng's collar and scolding loudly: "You actually made me wait for more than half an hour! How dare you! Are you trying to die?!"

  Spittle star child sprayed on the face, Upper official able person did not dare to stretch out hand to wipe, crying with a sad face: "Sister, I didn't want to either, but during National Day holiday, there were too many tourists, the road was always congested, I really had no way!"

  "Excuses! All excuses! You leave an hour early, no matter how congested it is, you won't be late!" Xu Jingru slammed a iron head on Shang Guan Neng's forehead, originally wanting to make Shang Guan Neng suffer a bit, but unexpectedly something unexpected happened.

  "Ah!" After a fierce collision, Xu Jingru covered her forehead and cried out in pain, while Shang Guan Nengren was fine, with only a slight red mark on his forehead.

  "Huh?" Shang Guan reached out and touched her forehead: "Sister, are you okay?"

  Xu Jingru lifted her head, with tears in the corners of her eyes: "You... you wait for me! I won't let you off!"

  "Hmm?" A middle-aged man on the side watched this scene with great interest, thinking to himself: Jingru this girl may not have practiced Iron Head Skill, but her brain is harder than a brick. How can this kid withstand it? Moreover, he himself was fine, but Yu Yuan was crying in pain. Could it be that this kid had actually practiced Iron Head Skill?

  Shangguan Nengren had never seen Xu Jingru cry before, and he hastily said: "Sister, I didn't mean to, it really wasn't on purpose..."

  "Shut up!" Xu Jingru wiped away her tears, stood up straight and pointed to the changing room on the right: "There are practice uniforms inside, go change into them!"

  "This... isn't necessary, is it? I'm fine like this." Shangguan Nian's outfit today was a tracksuit, which didn't hinder his movements.

  Xu Jingru glared at Shang Guan Nengren: "Since you're ready, let's get started!"

  "Hmm... what's going on?" Although he knew that Xu Jingyu was probably going to use him as a sparring partner, it wasn't explicitly stated, and Shangguan Nian wouldn't be stupid enough to voluntarily get beaten up.

  "Are you kidding me?" Xǔ Jìng Rú's face darkened, and she sneered: "It seems that if I don't show you some ferocity, you won't know that sister is a tough cookie!"

  This remark made Officer Wang's face turn pale with fright, and he held his hands in front of his chest: "Y-you... what do you want to do?"

  "What's wrong? Hehe......" Xu Jingru sneered, suddenly bursting out: "Mind your own business!"

  As soon as the words fell, Xu Jingru threw a right hook at Shang Guanneng's face. Shang Guanneng was so frightened that he retreated violently: "Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Help! Police! There's a hooligan trying to rape a young girl!"

  "I let you talk nonsense! Mortal chain kick!" Xu Jingru, this female rogue, heard Shang Guan Nengren's shout and couldn't help but blush. Seeing Shang Guan Nengren running far away, she immediately kicked off the ground with one foot, her body flying out at an angle. Her two feet struck in succession, and all that could be heard were two loud slapping sounds. Shang Guan Nengren's back was hit by Xin Yuanyuan's two feet, and his body flew out with a whooshing sound.

  C-level boxing and kicking, indeed extraordinary.

  Originally, Shangguan was a cultivator with D-grade spiritual root ability and could easily defeat Xu Jingyu with some simple spells, but he didn't dare to do so. The secrets of cultivators were only known by a handful of people at the very top of the world, while others who had seen their abilities were either fellow practitioners or... dead men.

  Don't think that cultivators won't kill people, killing will only add another layer of karma to the cultivator's body. Later, as long as they accumulate more good deeds, it can still be offset. Therefore, cultivators won't 'easily' kill people, but if certain individuals find out something they shouldn't know, cultivators are more ruthless than anyone else and will leave no way out.

  It's not that Shang Guan Neng Ren's abilities were known to Xu Jing Yu, as long as Shang Guan Neng Ren didn't kill her, nothing would happen. If Xu Jing Yu knew about the existence of cultivators but went around spreading rumors everywhere, other cultivators who received the news wouldn't let this "crazy woman who deceives the masses" live.

  Above all, Shangguan Nian would rather be beaten than let the people he valued know about his cultivation abilities. In this way, Shangguan Nian was completely at a loss.

  C-level fist and foot are too powerful, two levels higher than Shangguan's ability, with a huge lethal force in one punch and one kick, and the moves change rapidly, making it impossible to defend.

  Ten minutes later, Shang Guan was beaten until his nose was blue and swollen, lying on the ground humming.

  Xu Jingru took a towel from the middle-aged man with a refreshing expression, wiped the hot sweat on her face and laughed: "It's been a long time since I've had such a great fight."

  The middle-aged man chuckled and said, "This kid's boxing skills are a bit poor, but he's tough and has strong resistance to beating, which makes him a good sparring partner."

  Shangguan Nengren's internal power is full of vigor, but his external fist and footwork are very poor? Very poor? Very poor?...

  "Hmm." Xu Jingru was surprised in his heart, although he didn't say it out loud. In his opinion, Shangguan Abin's fist and footwork were already very good at his age, and what was even more impressive was his ability to withstand a beating. Perhaps it was because his whole body was made of bones, and being punched by him was especially painful. At the same time as he was taking the hits, he also injured his opponent. Now Xu Jingru's fist was a bit red and swollen, but for the sake of saving face, he hadn't shown it yet.

  "Little one, aren't you dead yet?" The middle-aged man walked over and patted Upper Guardian's face.

  "Found D-class martial skill, will you absorb it?"

  It's not just fists and feet, nor is it just blades! It's a comprehensive martial art! Oh my god! Heaven! You've finally opened your eyes!

  Upper official was shocked and overjoyed: "Absorb!"

  "Absorption successful, host obtains D-level martial arts."

  D-level top-notch martial arts, D-level fist and footwork, D-level swordsmanship.

  Shangguan Neng suddenly felt that his strength had made a qualitative leap, and even if he fought against Xu Jingyu, he would not let her gain too much of an advantage.

  "Huh?" The middle-aged man was shocked, his eyebrows furrowed, this kid seemed different somehow.

  Xu Jingru walked over and saw Shangguan Neng motionless, lightly kicking him: "Can you still move?"

  "Hmm..." Shangguan Nian'er came back to her senses and moved her limbs: "Should... be able to move."

  "If you can move, get up, don't lie on the ground pretending to be dead." Xu Jingru kicked him again, her face full of displeasure.

  Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly. He did think of it, but his whole body ached and he couldn't exert any strength for the time being: "It hurts a bit, can I take it slow?"

  Xu Jingru looked at Shang Guan Nengren, saw his disheveled clothes and bruised face, let out a soft sigh, turned around and walked out of the martial arts hall.

  Xian Jingru just left like that, Shangguan Nengren really wanted to cry: "Sister, you care about me a little and I won't die."

  When a middle-aged man meets his superior, he puts on a sad face and cries. The superior smiles and pats him on the shoulder: "Good boy, you're in luck."

  Having said that, he stood up and left.

  Officer, are you kidding me? I'm considered lucky after being beaten up like this? Are you trying to make fun of me?!

  Zheng Sheng was suffocating with anger when Xu Jingru returned.

  Holding a bottle of medicinal liquor in his hand, he came to the front of Shangguan and knelt down, looking at him with a soft tone that was slightly abrupt: "Take off your clothes!"

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