Volume 2 Chapter 56: Nine Heavens' Crazy Thunder

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  I really don't know what to say! The monthly ticket ranking rose one place, now ninth, but the gap with the great gods in front is getting bigger and bigger, my mood is extremely complicated!

  Only one sincere sentence: I want monthly tickets, pity me, give me two!

  "I...I see." Having been scolded by Xu Jingru, Shangguan Nian's spirit lifted a bit, but his heart was still anxious.

  "Look at you!" Xu Jingru was so angry that she gave Shang Guan Nengren a punch: "Useless man, being defeated by a woman and becoming like this! How can you do great things in the future?!"

  Shangguan's face turned red with rage, a small flame burning in his brain, as he roared at Jingru: "I never thought of doing great things! I just want to be an ordinary person, living an ordinary life, three meals a day, wife and kids by the warm stove! This is all I'm capable of, I'm useless! Why do men have to do great things? Why can't they just let men live a simple life on their own patch of land? Why?! Why... why... Waaaahhh..."

  A wave of inexplicable sorrow surged up from the bottom of his heart, and tears flowed uncontrollably. Upper Official was crying.

  "You..." Xu Jingru's face suddenly panicked: "You... you're a grown man, what are you crying about? Don't cry!"

  Shangguan Nengren choked with sobs and couldn't speak.

  “……”?

  Xu Jingru fell silent for a moment, let out a soft sigh, stretched out her hand to hold Ouyang Nian's head, gently pulled him into her arms, and pressed his face against her chest: "Useless little man, lend your chest to me for a hug."

  Xiang Ye's face turned red with anger, and he gained a new understanding of Xu Jingru's ferocity.

  "I was saying Jingru, you haven't... AH!!!!!!?" The middle-aged man who had been away for a long time originally came to call Xu Jingru for dinner, but suddenly saw this scene in front of him.

  My own niece, who is as fierce as a tigress, was actually hugging a man, and her chest was... too... too restricted.

  Time seemed to have come to a standstill, eerily still.

  "Sorry." The middle-aged man adjusted his collar and smiled: "You two continue!!!!!!"

  He dropped these four words and ran away like a madman.

  "Oh my god!!! It's finally happened! My nephew's daughter has finally found someone! Sister! Brother-in-law! You're finally going to escape the suffering! Hahaahaha!"

  From a distance, the sound of a middle-aged man's excited and wild laughter was heard. Xu Jingyu's face turned red, and Shang Guan Nengren also struggled out of Xu Jingyu's arms, his ears were all red with shame.

  "Sister, I..." Wiping away tears, Xiang Neng's emotions calmed down a bit more. She thought about how her face was buried in Xu Jingru's ample bosom just now and was seen by others, feeling so embarrassed that she couldn't bear it.

  "It's nothing serious." Xu Jingru adjusted her collar, as if nothing had happened earlier, and looked at Shang Guan Nengren: "Is everything okay?"

  "Hmm..." Officer Nang's face was still flushed, and he looked down: "Sister, thank you, and... I didn't mean to yell at you..."

  "Don't mind this little thing." Xǔ Jìng Rú bent her calf slightly, feeling a bit better, "Help me up."

  "Okay, slow down."

  Xie Jingru stood up with the help of Xu, and Shang Guan Neng asked: "Sister, how are you feeling now?"

  Xu Jingru tried walking a few steps, although she didn't use too much strength, but walking was no longer a big problem.

  "It's okay, let me go, I'll try it myself."

  "Be careful..."

  Loosen your grip, follow closely behind Xu Jingru, and prevent her from suddenly falling. Xu Jingru tried to walk a few steps, although she was a bit unsteady, but there wasn't too much of a problem.

  Xu Jingru stopped and saw that Shangguan Nian had been carefully guarding her side all along, feeling warm in her heart.

  Patting the official's chest, he laughed and said: "Alright! Nothing to worry about, your technique is not bad, who did you learn from?"

  "It's all right." Officer Nang was relieved, it seemed that the control of the spell was not bad, the treatment degree would not affect daily life, and it would not be too excessive, so as not to make Xu Jingru aware of anything unusual.

  "This technique was figured out by me through reading medical books and practicing martial arts."

  "You figure it out yourself!?" Xu Jingru looked at Shang Guan Nengren in surprise.

  Shangguan Neng rubbed his head: "I've always been interested in medical pathology, and since I also practice martial arts, sometimes it's inevitable to get bumps and bruises. Gradually, I combined the human body meridians and thought out this set of tuina therapeutic methods."

  Strictly speaking, Shangguan Ruohan didn't talk nonsense. After absorbing the martial arts and medical skills, he indeed found some commonalities between them and developed this set of massage techniques for treating injuries and internal bleeding. However, this technique isn't particularly magical; Xu Jingyu's ability to walk on her own is the key factor, while the massage is just an auxiliary method.

  "Great!" Xǔ Jìng Rú laughed and patted Shàng Guān Néng Rén's chest: "You can't tell from the look of you, this kid is ordinary on the surface, but inside he has a lot of skills. With this skill, opening a massage shop will definitely bring in customers like clouds."

  "Uh... won't you add another sentence 'ten thousand miles without clouds' later?" Shangguan Nengren suddenly thought of these four words for some reason.

  "Ten thousand miles without a cloud?" Xu Jingru was taken aback, thinking of the relationship between the previous and next sentences, and suddenly burst out laughing, patting Upper Official Nengren's chest: "Hahaha... Guest like clouds come, ten thousand miles without clouds... Brother, didn't expect you to be funny too, laughed me to death..."

  Shangguan Nengren burst out laughing twice, his chest and mouth numb with shock.

  Xu Jingru couldn't stop laughing for a long time, holding her stomach: "I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts..." Feeling that something was off in her abdomen, Xu Jingru lifted up her clothes and took a look at her belly. She couldn't help but exclaim in surprise: "Huh? How did these two abdominal muscles appear? I clearly remember that they only show up when you're constipated all the time."

  Shangguan Ruo: "......"?

  Xu Jingru pulled over a chair and sat down, saying to Shang Guan Nengren: "Younger brother, sit down. There's something I must make clear to you, or else you'll sink deeper and deeper until you can't pull yourself out."

  Seeing Xu Jingru so solemn, Shangguan Nian'er also pulled over a chair and sat down opposite her, quietly looking at her.

  Xu Jingru and Shang Guan Neng stood face to face, both of them were very tall, Xu Jingru was 1.79 meters, and Shang Guan Neng was at least 1.85 meters or more, the two of them together looked very matching, but at this time they had a solemn expression, the atmosphere was heavy, like a frontline battlefield command center, in the midst of a meeting to deploy combat missions.

  Looking at Shang Guan Neng, Xu Jingru asked seriously: "Younger brother, I'll ask you for the last time, can you be certain that you really like Xiang Beibei and not just because she's pretty?"

  Shangguan Nengren didn't expect Xu Jingru to bring up this issue again. Although he had considered it for a moment, the time was too short and he hadn't fully thought through the problem. He furrowed his brow and couldn't speak.

  After a long while, Xu Jingru let out a soft sigh: "It seems you haven't thought it through clearly, but you have feelings for BeiBei, and she rejected you, right?"

  "You... how did you know?!" As soon as the words left his mouth, Shangguan Neng thought of something and let out a bitter laugh: "Forget I said that!"

  An extremely capable policeman would certainly be able to see through such a simple issue.

  Xu Jingru smiled slightly: "It seems that sister didn't guess wrong, then why do you still want to pester Beibei?"

  "No!" Officer Neng Ren replied unusually succinctly, shaking his head: "I didn't think of being stuck together, to be honest, I haven't expected anything else either, but I still hope to be friends with her."

  "Friend? Hehe, what friend? Boyfriend or girlfriend?" Xǔ Jìng Rú said with a cold smile.

  "From a gender perspective, it's indeed male and female friends, but from the relationship perspective, it's not that simple." Shang Guan Neng said seriously: "Between men and women, there doesn't have to be just that kind of relationship, right? There can also be ordinary friends, good friends, friends with common interests, etc. I just want to maintain an ordinary friend or good friend relationship with her, and we're desk mates, sitting together every day, it's not good if we don't talk at all, the atmosphere would be too dull, that's not what I want."

  "To put it simply, you have given up on the idea of pursuing Beibei, but still want to be friends with her?" Xǔ Jìng Rú asked.

  "It's almost like that!" Magistrate Ouyang thought for a moment, it seemed to be so, yet it didn't seem to be, and he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

  "Hmm!" Seeing that Officer Gao was being so evasive, Xu Jingru was full of resentment: "Is it or isn't it?! What's with this 'almost' business?! Is it or isn't it?!"

  "Hmm... it is." At this moment, it was indeed the case, and Officer Gao couldn't deny it.

  "Will it develop into an intimate relationship?"

  "If possible..." The official thought in his heart.

  "Hmm, I understand." Xu Jingru figured it out. Shangguan Nengren was just waiting for a rabbit to come to him. If Beibei didn't take the initiative, he wouldn't do anything either. But if Beibei took the initiative, he would also be happy to accept.

  What a spineless bastard!

  Xu Jingru silently cursed in her heart and knew she couldn't keep quiet any longer. Her expression turned serious as she said, "Younger brother, you probably don't know about Bei Bei's true identity, do you?"

  True identity?

  Shangguan Nengren furrowed his brow: "This... I only know she seems to be a second-generation rich girl, but whether she's a rich second generation or a powerful second generation, I'm not too clear about that."

  Shangguan Nengren only knew this much, in fact, what identity background did those classmates have? He also didn't know, at most he just heard some rumors and made some guesses.

  "As expected." Xu Jingru sighed: "No wonder you, a foolish kid, dared to pester Beibei. If you knew her identity and background, you would have been scared away long ago."

  "What is Beibei's identity after all?" Xū Jìngrú said it so terrifyingly that Shàngguān Néng's heart tightened.

  "Hei... Dao... Qian... Jin!"

  "What——" The official's eyes widened in surprise.

  "The largest underground force in Huabei City, the leader of the Brothers Alliance - Xiang Tian Ge, father of Xiang Bei Bei. The deputy leader of the Brothers Alliance - Zhang Man Yun, mother of Xiang Bei Bei. In addition, according to my investigation, under the support of these two major powers, there are also left and right guardians, four great elders, all of whom are direct blood relatives of the Xiang and Zhang families."

  In other words, the Brotherhood Alliance is a family force similar to the Italian Mafia, controlling more than 95% of the underground forces in Taipei City. The remaining few percentage points are just some small fries, a group of thugs who dare to pretend to be small-time gangsters.

  Also, let me remind you that Xiang Tian Ge only has one direct descendant, Xiang Bei Bei. In the future, when Xiang Tian Ge steps down, Xiang Bei Bei will be the controller of the Brothers Alliance and the underground queen!

  Don't mention your feelings to Beibei, if you actively get close to Beibei, what will happen to Beibei's family? If you are a second-generation rich kid with powerful connections, it might be worth expecting something, but you're just an ordinary person. If the news of you getting close to Beibei leaks out, 'dying without a whole corpse' might be the best outcome."

  Xu Jingyu's words were like thunder from the ninth heaven, striking down on Dàigōng Néngren's head, leaving him shocked and bewildered, his mind a complete blank.

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