Chapter 18: Slapping Your Left Cheek, Then Slapping Your Right Cheek (1/2)

  The bright moon is high in the sky, casting a silver frost on the ground. The cool breeze blows gently, causing the leaves to rustle and make a soft sound. Having just finished evening self-study, students are pouring out of the teaching building, hurrying to leave this haunted place.

  China's high school campus brings more pain and helplessness to students, rather than beautiful memories. All high school graduates should have a deep understanding of this, especially in the third year of high school, which is simply not a day for human beings.

  Exams, exams, and more exams! Endless exams! It's driving you crazy, isn't it?!

  Although he excelled in this exam, Shangguan Neng still looked listless and muttered to himself, thinking of ways to make his third year of high school easier.

  "What's muttering about?" Zhang Tingting patted Shang Guan Neng on the head, and his expression had returned to normal.

  "No." Shangguan Nian opened the car lock and sighed: "I just feel that senior three is too tiring, I want to find a way to make it easier."

  "Oh? It's actually quite tiring." Zhang Tingting deeply understood, it had only been a week since the start of school and there were already two surprise tests. The weekend was just those few hours in the afternoon. At least suspects have bail! Senior students don't have human rights!

  "It's not that there's no way, it's just that this method isn't suitable for everyone." Zhang Tingting said with a smile.

  "Oh? What's going on? Tell me about it." Upper official Neng Ren stepped on the carriage seat, his feet extremely relaxed and resting on the ground.

  Zhang Tingting looked up at Shang Guan Nengren and asked in confusion: "Great Nengren, have you grown taller again?"

  "Is there?" Officer Guo patted his head, but didn't feel anything.

  "Definitely is." Zhang Tingting nodded, took down the backpack on her back, opened it and rummaged through it, quickly pulling out a ruler: "Come here and stand still, I'll measure you."

  "......" The officer on duty asked the person getting off the bus: "What's with this thing you're carrying?"

  Zhang Tingting heard this and scratched the back of her head, "Haha, actually I think I'm a bit short, wondering when I'll grow taller."

  “……”

  Shangguan Nengren helplessly said: "You're not short, right? Probably around 1.65 meters, which is pretty good for a girl."

  "I want to grow up to 1.68 meters, so that clothes will look better on me." Zhang Tingting hehe smiled and pulled out a tape measure: "Stand straight, chest out and head up."

  Shangguan Nengren shook his head, stepped on the end of the tape measure with both feet and stood up straight.

  Zhang Tingting pulled up the measuring tape and stood on tiptoes to take a look, then couldn't help but exclaim: "One meter eighty-three!? Wow! No way!"

  "1 meter 83?" The superior was shocked: "Impossible! I just measured it last week, and at that time it was 1 meter 78."

  "It's really 1.83 meters!" Zhang Tingting put away the tape measure, full of envy: "Great, you must have had a second growth spurt, I'm so envious to death."

  "Hmm..." Officer Nang Ren scratched his head, still feeling that something was off. He looked down at the shoes on his feet and slapped his forehead: "What's with this 1 meter 83 centimeters?! Aren't I still wearing shoes?! My heel is still 3 centimeters thick!"

  "Oh? Really." Zhang Tingting also remembered, and smiled: "That's also 1.8 meters, great, you were just a little over 1.7 meters before summer vacation!"

  "1.73 meters." The superior officer touched his own head, smiled with satisfaction and said: "My parents are not tall, I thought I was just around 1.7 meters too, didn't expect a sudden burst of growth."

  "Envy, is there any secret? What did you eat during the summer vacation?" Zhang Tingting asked with sparkling eyes.

  "I haven't eaten anything, same as before." Officer Neng waved his hand, but in fact he knew that his sudden rise to fame was related to the remake of "Ten Items All-Powerful", a secret he would take to his grave, having read too many fantasy novels, he feared being dissected and studied if exposed.

  "Alas!" Zhang Tingting said with a bitter face: "You're already 1.8 meters tall, when can I grow to 1.68 meters?"

  "It's all right now! What's the use of a woman being so tall? Does she want to have children and play basketball?" Magistrate Ong spat, remounting his horse.

  "You're just having a baby!" Zhang Tingting's face turned red and she hummed softly.

  "I won't be giving birth to children, that's a woman's business." Officer Nang Er smiled and said, "Let's go! It didn't rain today, no need for me to send you off!"

  "Who wants you to send it, stinky beauty." Zhang Tingting hummed softly, stuffed the book into her backpack, took out her bicycle and left early.

  Shangguan Nengren looked at her back and smiled, just about to leave, but heard a gloomy voice: "What's your relationship with Tingting?"

  Shangguan Nengren turned his head and saw this person, suddenly realizing: "It's you!"

  Not someone else, but yesterday invited Zhang Tingting did not succeed, the lonely life like snow is Bai Yutang.

  "Hmph!" Bai Yutang's eyes blazed with anger. Since the evening self-study session, he had wanted to invite Zhang Tingting to walk home together, but unexpectedly, Zhang Tingting didn't even acknowledge him and instead got cozy with Shang Guan Neng in the bike shed.

  Chasing Zhang Tingting for over a year, Bai Yutang was not willing to be pried away from his own wall corner by an ugly and thin monkey. In this school, there were some people he couldn't afford to offend, but among these people, there was absolutely no Shangguan Abler.

  He walked over, Bai Yutang glared at Shang Guan Nengren with a cold smile and said: "Since you know me, then keep away from Tingting in the future. Otherwise, I don't mind making you disappear from school."

  "Oh?" Shangguan Neng thought for a moment, then suddenly said: "That's right, your dad is the Director of Education, and in our city's schools, it's just one word to expel someone."

  "It's fine as long as you understand." Bai Yutang thought to himself with satisfaction, no mistake, as long as you are a student in this city, your future will be controlled by me, those who obey me will prosper, and those who defy me will perish.

  "Alright!" Officer Nang Er got out of the car, straightened up, stretched his limbs, twisted his neck, and cracked his knuckles: "Originally! You're someone who yields to softness but not to hardness. If you had said a couple of nice things to me, like how much you like Zhang Tingting and hoped I could help you out, I might have actually given you some convenience. But instead, you threatened me."

  "Hmph, I'm least afraid of threats. After all, I'm just a nobody, there's nothing to be afraid of. Even if I get expelled, I'll make sure to cripple you first."

  "You... what do you want to do? Don't mess around! My dad is the Director of Education! If you offend me, you're done for!" Bai Yutang, who was 1.82 meters tall and had a more robust build than Shang Guan Neng, turned pale with fright and retreated repeatedly.

  "Are you the Director of Education? Haha, even if it's the Director of Public Security, I'm not afraid!" The superior officer sneered coldly and shouted: "I'm hitting you!"

  Bang!

  "Ah~~~~"

  With a loud slap, Bai Yutang let out a miserable cry on the spot, fell to the ground with a thud, his cheeks bulging high, and with a "plop", two big teeth were spat out of his mouth.

  "Ah!! My teeth!" Bai Yutang was in so much pain that tears and snot were streaming down his face.

  Shangguan's body has undergone a second transformation, and his strength has reached a rather terrifying level. Simply in terms of strength, he is not much inferior to Tyson in his prime.

  Boxers who have fought Tyson in his prime all share the same feeling, being hit by one of Tyson's punches is like being hit by a train. This shows just how powerful Tyson's punching power was. Even in the famous arcade game, Tyson was set as one of the four kings, with his rear hand heavy punch comparable to 'Gouken', and his attacking power unparalleled in Street Fighter!

  Although the superior officer did not use his fists, he slapped White Yutang and knocked out two of his teeth. He was showing mercy; if he had been ruthless, White Yutang could have died on the spot.

  "Relying on your father being the director of the Education Bureau, you think you're awesome!" Officer Gao stood in front of Bai Yutang, looking down at him with a fierce expression: "I want to kill you, just like crushing an ant. Don't even mention that your dad is the director of the Education Bureau, even if he were Li Gang, he couldn't save you!"

  "Don't kill me! Don't kill me! It was my fault! I'm not a thing, I'm not human! Please spare me! I'll give you money! I'll give you lots of money!" Shangguan Neng's aura completely destroyed Bai Yutang's psychological defenses, and he knelt down in terror, hugging Shangguan Neng's legs, wailing and begging for mercy.

  "You're too noisy." Officer Sang was annoyed by the commotion and slapped White Yutang's right cheek, this time both sides of his face were swollen, like a pig's head.

  "Master says, if someone slaps your left cheek, you should let them slap your right cheek too. I'm representing Master to teach you a lesson and make you remember that in this world, there are some people you can't afford to mess with."

  Shangguan Nengren was showing off here, but Bai Yutang didn't hear a word, the slap just now had already shocked him into unconsciousness.

  "Hey, can you hear me?" Seeing Bai Yutang lying on the ground without any reaction, Shang Guan Nengren raised an eyebrow and went over to kick him with his foot.

  "Huh?"

  Another kick.

  "Get up already!"

  Another vicious kick.

  “……”

  "Damn it! Is that all you've got?! You're absolutely useless!" Shangguan Nian's curses were accompanied by a flick of his wrist, sending a blast of spiritual energy straight into Bai Yutang's forehead.

  This is a very simple trick for cultivators, which can eliminate part of a person's memory.

  Don't think that Shangguan Nengren didn't consider the consequences, actually from the moment Bai Yutang walked over, he knew something was off. He set up a maze array to prevent outsiders from seeing what's happening here, and then set up a soundproofing array so that no sounds could get out. If not for this, how could Shangguan Nengren be so arrogant?

  Now two slaps sent Bai Yutang flying, and Shangguan Nengren felt a sense of satisfaction in his heart: Ah, finally I can be arrogant now, who dares to be arrogant with me again!

  After erasing the memory of the car shed, Shang Guan was able to search White Jade Hall's body and unexpectedly found a huge sum of over 5,000 yuan on him.

  "Ha! Robbery is indeed the quickest way to make money, come back and bother me again sometime! Hahaha!"

  For safety's sake, Upper Official was able to rummage through his backpack and pulled out half a roll of toilet paper. He carefully wiped off his fingerprints from Bai Yutang's body. Nowadays, the police have too many high-tech methods for cracking cases, and any small clue could lead to exposure. He didn't want to end up in jail drinking tea, even if he knew Xu Jingyu's sister. Moreover, given Xu Jingyu's personality of hating evil like an enemy, it was possible that things would become even more severe if he got involved.

  After confirming that no fingerprints were left behind, the official was able to carefully ride his bicycle away. As for the maze array and the sound-killing array, they would automatically be lifted an hour later after losing their magical support.