Volume 1 Chapter 28: The Poor Lolita's Injuries Are Hard to Bear

  A cloud floated in from a clear sky, blocking the sunlight, just like Xiao Ping's mood, filled with regret and depression.

  Upper official Neng Ren leisurely hung the bait, gently swung it out, and the old monk stared at the water surface with his eyes open, observing the passing fish in the range.

  Relaxing one's mind and appreciating the world of fish in the lake is a pleasure that ordinary people can hardly experience. Even the upper class officials have had the urge to transform into fish and swim freely in the water.

  But for now, it's a pity to say that with his understanding, when a cultivator reaches D-level, he can possess the Three Transformations Technique. The so-called Three Transformations refer to the ability to transform into three different species that are distinct from humans, such as transforming into a fish, transforming into a bird, or transforming into a stone. If a cultivator's abilities reach D-level, he can currently transform into a fish and swim freely in the water.

  As for why D-level cultivators can only transform into three species, it's because their magical power is limited. Three transformations are the limit; if they try to transform a fourth time, they will be unable to control it, easily becoming deformed, and even risking being unable to change back.

  In memory, in ancient times there were a few jinxed eggs that forced transformation, resulting in four non-like monsters that could never transform back, becoming the laughing stock of the cultivation world.

  To think of several more changes, one can only continuously elevate their realm. Currently, the level of the Upper Official is too low, and it's unclear how many changes a higher-level official can have. However, if they were to elevate their realm, having several more changes would definitely not be a problem. The issue is that there are too few cultivators nowadays, and even fewer high-level cultivators. For the Upper Official to continue elevating, the difficulty is enormous.

  The reason is simple and cruel. Nowadays, pollution is severe and spiritual energy is scarce, making it very difficult to find spiritual mountains and blessed lands. Without sufficient spiritual energy, it is extremely unfavorable for cultivators. The difficulty of advancing in cultivation is at least ten times higher than that of ancient cultivators.

  So many cultivators will wander around, looking for a suitable place to cultivate, and when they find a suitable place, they will set up various arrays, hide themselves, close their doors, and cultivate until the spiritual energy of this land weakens and is no longer suitable for cultivation.

  The F-class cultivator who was absorbed by Shangguan Ru could be such a wanderer.

  Just as Shangguan Neng was lost in thought, the short and stout merchant still had the nerve to come over, clearing his throat a few times. However, Shangguan Neng completely ignored him, making him extremely embarrassed. But no matter how embarrassing it was, it was all his own doing. The short and stout merchant could only endure it, forcing out a smile: "Young brother, I'll add more money. For the fish that's over 1 meter long, I'll give you 1,000 yuan. For the ones over 1.5 meters, I'll give you 4,000 yuan. And for the ones over 2 meters, I'll give you 10,000 yuan."

  This person is worthless, you hurry up to him, he doesn't take you seriously, you ignore him, and he comes crawling back like a dog.

  "Do you think you can buy me off with money?" Shangguan Nian looked at him with disdain.

  "Ha ha, no, I know you're not an ordinary person, but in the mortal world, some mundane things can't be avoided. As a businessman, I love to calculate profits and losses. Previously... cough, never mind about that. In short, as long as you have goods, I won't treat you unfairly."

  Merchants pursue profits, and for the sake of huge benefits, dignity, personality, and integrity are all secondary. No wonder in ancient China, the social status of merchants was ranked at the bottom of the four classes of scholars, farmers, workers, and businessmen, even lower than that of farmers and workers. But now, society has completely turned upside down, ridiculing poverty but not prostitution, it is unknown whether this is progress or a sad regression of the times.

  Shangguan Nengren didn't want to bother with these things and calmly said: "One thousand."

  "What?" Little Ping's head was stunned.

  "Bring it here." Officer Nang Er stretched out his hand.

  Xiao Ping's eyes widened for two or three seconds, and he quickly reacted, hastily pulling out a stack of large bills from his pocket, which should have just been withdrawn from the bank, still new! He pulled out ten: "Little brother, count them."

  Shangguan took it over, stuffed it into his upper garment pocket, stood up and said: "Fall back."

  "Ah!" Xiao Pingtou was extremely excited, and quickly retreated a few steps. The next moment, the float sank instantly, the water surface surged, and Shang Guan Nengren pulled upwards with force, pulling out a big carp that was about the same size as the big green fish before.

  Wow!

  "Ah!"

  Liu Yilan and Xiaoping both let out a cry of surprise, Liu Yilan's eyes shining with excitement and a "I knew it" glint, while Xiaoping was shocked, shocked, and shocked again!

  Is there really someone in this world who can sense whether or not there are fish? How many fish are there? Are they big fish?

  Suddenly, Xiaoping felt a kind of space-time disorder, an illusion of immortals and knights-errant everywhere.

  The big carp was thrown behind by the capable official, rushed up to press it down, pulled out the fish hook, stood up, and let the carp struggle there, saying to the stunned Little Ping: "Take it away!"

  Xiao Ping's head cleared up, and he stared at Shang Guan Nengren with a look of awe. He hastily pulled out a business card from his pocket: "L...little brother, this is my card. If you catch another big fish in the future, bring it directly to my restaurant, and I'll pay you according to today's price."

  Shangguan waved his hand and said, "Alright, let's go!"

  Xiao Ping Tou was really not daring to make a move at this time, and quickly hugged the big carp and ran away. If he didn't get some water soon, the fish would die, and dead fish would depreciate in value when they arrived at the restaurant. Merchants pursued profits, and Xiao Ping Tou was just an expert in this regard. How could he watch his money fly away? At this time, he couldn't care about building relationships or discussing emotions with Shang Guan Neng Ren, and first had to protect his immediate interests.

  Xiao Ping walked away, and Shang Guan Neng casually threw his business card and squatted down by the water's edge to wash his hands. The surface of the water was only half a meter lower than the shore, and Shang Guan Neng's long arms just reached it.

  Right after washing his hands, Liu Yilan's face was filled with admiration and said: "Big brother, you are really too awesome."

  "Hmm, hehe, it's okay." Being admired by the little loli felt pretty good, and although Upper Official Neng had a hint of pride in his heart, on the surface he was still very humble.

  "Brother, here." Liu Yilan took out a pack of tissues, pulled one out and handed it to Shang Guan Nengren.

  "Thank you." Shang Guan Nengren smiled slightly, wiping his hands. The used tissue was about to be thrown away, but Liu Yilan took out a plastic bag from her pocket: "Brother, put it here."

  Shangguan Nengren threw a bunch of paper towels into it and laughed: "You're quite well-prepared!"

  Liu Yilan smiled and tied the bag tightly, putting it into her pocket. "Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility. Our environment is already very poor. If we don't pay attention to it ourselves, it would be too much."

  Shangguan couldn't help but flash a hint of admiration in his eyes, and he patted Liu Yilan's head: "You're really a good kid."

  Liu Yilan enjoyed it for a moment, saw Shangguan Nengren take his hand away, and with round eyes looking at him, she blushed and said: "Touch again."

  "Hmm..." Looking at Liu Yilan's longing gaze, Shangguan Nianren smiled slightly and placed his large hand on her head, gently stroking it.

  Liu Yilan leaned into Shangguan Nengren's arms, closing her eyes in enjoyment.

  After a long time, Upper Official Neng patted Liu Yilan's head: "Alright, it's been over ten minutes."

  Liu Yilan raised her head and looked at Shang Guan Nengren's smiling face, blushing and sticking out her tongue, saying: "Big brother, it feels so comfortable when you touch me."

  "Hmm... " This sentence sounds a bit off, doesn't it? A picture appeared in the mind of Officer Gao, lovely little Red Riding Hood arriving at her grandmother's house, climbing onto the bed where the big bad wolf was disguised as the grandmother, and softly saying: "Grandma, what's wrong?"

  The wolf grandma let out a loud howl, removed her disguise, pinned Little Red Riding Hood to the bed, and stretched out her evil claws. Little Red Riding Hood cried out "Yahachiyo", but ultimately couldn't resist the wolf's caress, panting repeatedly, calling out "KIMOJI"......

  Shangguan Neng shook his head vigorously, no way, lately, his delusions had been getting more and more severe, maybe he really needed to take some medicine.

  Liu Yilan would never have thought that Shang Guan's brain was full of nonsense, but for a netizen who has been immersed in the internet and discussed academic issues with Cang Teacher, you let him be as pure as a lotus flower, which is simply a fantasy!

  He caught two big fish in a row, and Officer Nengren attracted the attention of some people. In a short while, several old men came to ask for advice on how to catch big fish. Officer Nengren couldn't teach them, so he used good luck as an excuse to get rid of them.

  But there are also some old men who won't give up, constantly entangling and annoying the superior officials. Liu Yilan is also very angry: "Don't these old guys know that we're enjoying a romantic getaway with my brother? How detestable!"

  If these people were young men, Officer Wang and Liu Yilan could have scolded them away with a few words. But when facing some old men, what can you do? You can't hit them, you can't scold them, otherwise you will be labeled as disrespectful to the elderly.

  Having no other choice, I could only pack up my fishing gear and leave this place of trouble early.

  It was supposed to be a good fishing trip, but it ended prematurely like this.

  At the intersection when the red light was on, Shang Guan Nian could see Liu Yilan looking unhappy through the rearview mirror and turned back to smile: "What's wrong?"

  Liu Yilan puffed out her small mouth and said, "Big brother, why are those old men so annoying! They rely on their age to bully others, have no respect for the elderly, it's really disgusting."

  "Haha, people are different from one another, there are good and bad people. Old men are also different, some are good and some are bad. We just happened to be unlucky and met a few bad old men. Don't think too much about it. Today, big brother earned a little money, how about I treat you to a lollipop?" Upper Official Ableman said with a smile.

  Lolita, lollipop, a perfect match.

  Liu Yilan suddenly thought of something and her face turned red as she said: "No way! I want to eat ice cream."

  " Ice cream?" Officer Nang looked around, everyone was wearing long sleeves and long pants, it's so cool outside, yet you still want to eat ice cream, Xiao Luoli's taste is really unique.

  "Don't worry about getting a stomachache." Shangguan Neng smiled and said, if the little loli wants to eat, just let her eat!

  "Not at all! My stomach is fine." Liu Yilan giggled and said, "Big brother, I want to eat the vanilla ice cream from Fei Niao Cold Drink Shop."

  "Fei Niao Cold Beverage Store..." Upon hearing this name, Shang Guan Neng thought of Xiang Bei Bei. It was their first date at Fei Niao Cold Beverage Store where they shared a strawberry giant ice cream together, and the memory still lingered on.

  "Okay, let's go to Flying Bird Cold Beverage Shop."

  The battery of the electric tricycle is incredibly powerful, and it can run for over 20 kilometers to the Flying Bird Cold Drink Shop, consuming only one out of five electricity grids. It seems that this electric tricycle can run for almost 100 kilometers on a single charge. Although it's not suitable for long-distance travel, it's perfect for running around nearby towns and counties. Moreover, you don't need a driver's license or a license plate to operate an electric tricycle - anyone can ride one, making it very convenient.

  When they got out of the car at the entrance, Officer Wang locked the car and saw Liu Yilan standing still, smiling and saying, "What's wrong? Go in!"

  Liu Yilan's face was rosy, looking at Shang Guan Nengren, she smiled shyly and took a step forward, hugging his arm, and said with a awkward smile: "Big brother, let's go!"

  If it were Bai Bei or Zhang Tingting, even the little loli Zhang Ruanruan, Ou Guoren's heart would beat faster, but when Liu Yilan's flat chest touched his arm, Ou Guoren didn't feel anything.

  "Huh?" Officer Nang looked down at Liu Yilan, her handsome short hair, sunny face, and... flat chest.

  Shangguan Yan said with a full face of disdain: Alas! A woman without breasts is indeed not a woman.

  For a normal man, the most attractive part of a woman, apart from her face, is her full breasts and plump buttocks. Having a pair of full breasts and two plump buttocks, combined with a slender waist and beautiful legs, is the ultimate beauty of a woman.

  And the little loli... Although she has a clear voice and a soft body, she always lacks femininity, can evoke men's pampering and loving desires, but can't produce that primitive impulse, especially for a flat-chested loli, it's a disaster for men.

  Alas! The superior can only sigh: Poor flat-chested loli, it's really heartbreaking!

  I started writing this chapter at 7:30, and in less than four hours, I wrote over 3,500 words. As I said before, I'm being very careful now, putting quality first, with a speed of less than 1,000 words per hour, which can't be compared to the 3,000-4,000 words I used to write in the past, but I really brought out my best level this time.