Volume 2 Chapter 38 The Old Dao's Setback

  "Upgrade complete, cultivator's overall strength has reached D-level, enabling the autonomous learning function of 'Ten Omnipotents'."

  Along with the upgrade completion prompt, Shang Guan was able to open his eyes. A Lei Gong face was right in front of him, with hot air blowing out of its nostrils and spreading across his face. It reeked, it stank, even more pungent than salted fish.

  Cold sweat dripped from his forehead, his body trembling like an old man with dementia, Lei Gong's face twisted in a grin, was he laughing?

  "Wowwwwwwwwww!!!!!! You demonic creature, you deserve to die!"

  Shangguan Nengren sprang up like a corpse, throwing a punch at the face of the monster Leigong, but it was dodged by the monster with ease, and he jumped out from the window.

  After jumping out, Leigong's face monster puffed up its buttocks, rushed to the official and patted him, baring his teeth, as if mocking him.

  "Squeak squeak squeak." The cry.

  "Slap slap slap." Slapping buttocks.

  Neat and uniform, with a strong sense of rhythm, showing good musicality.

  This was a gibbon half as tall as a man. The two eyes of the Upper Official shot out flames: "Where is the demonic gibbon going!?"

  Just about to chase him out, but was pointed at by a green jade finger on the forehead, one poke, another poke, and another poke.

  A gentle voice whispered in his ear: "You're so big now, why are you still acting like a child?"

  Upon hearing this voice, Da Guan's anger dissipated, and as he looked at the person in front of him, he still saw that gentle smile, which never got old no matter how many times he saw it.

  "Rubbing his head: "Yu Yuan sister, what are you doing here?""

  A very silly question.

  "What's wrong with that!" Xin Yuanyuan cried and laughed: "If you can't drink, don't drink. You've been sleeping all day, how can your sister not worry?"

  "Hmm... actually, I can drink quite a bit, this time was an accident." Shang Guan Neng Ren was telling the truth, if it wasn't for the system upgrade, he would have been able to finish off Lao Dao's entire stock.

  "I knew you'd be stubborn." Xin Yu Yuan gazed at Shang Guan Neng Ren's face, her eyes gentle, and softly smoothed his disheveled hair: "Your hair is all messy."

  Gently enveloping, warm and delicate, from the inside out, a gentle and soft emotion wrapped around Shang Guan Neng Ren, his heart and soul both intoxicated.

  "Yuanyuan jie..."

  "Huh?"

  "You're really great."

  Xin Yu leaned gently against Shang Guan Neng's chest and said softly: "Sister is worried."

  "I'm sorry, it won't happen again." Holding Xin Yu Yuan tightly, stroking her soft and smooth hair, listening to the sound of his lover's heartbeat, smelling her sweet body fragrance, Shang Guan Nian couldn't help but want to give her the whole world: "It will never happen again."

  This is a lie that cannot withstand scrutiny and deliberation, but it's full of tenderness and sweetness, Xin Yu Yan really likes to hear it.

  "Cough cough, has Fellow Daoist woken up?" came the awkward voice of Shou Yangzi from outside the door.

  "Ah!" Xin Yu Yuan almost jumped out of Shang Guan Neng Ren's arms, her face flushing red as she hastily adjusted her clothes.

  "Ah! You're finally here! I was worried you'd never show up! This is ridiculous!" Officer Nangeng's anger surged, and he rushed over, intending to kick the door open, only to find it already ajar.

  “……”

  Hūn

  He also kicked it up a notch, showing that I was already furious.

  ……

  Shouyangzi outside the door wiped his forehead and coughed: "Fellow Daoist has finally woken up, Master asked me to inform you that if Fellow Daoist is awake, please go see Master."

  "Get out!" Officer Nangeng's foot, clad in a golden boot, rested on the step, his elbow propped against his knee: "Hasn't anyone told you that when others are being intimate, you can't interrupt? That's like avenging a father's death, or stealing someone's wife - an unforgivable sin!"

  "Huh? This phrase... I don't think I've ever heard it before..."

  "You spend all day in the temple reciting scriptures and meditating, how would you know about these things! Speak up! How will you compensate me for my losses?" Shangguan Enren glared at Shouyangzi with a fierce gaze. Shouyangzi was covered in cold sweat: "Fellow Taoist... this... I'm just a poor monk from outside, what do I have to do with worldly possessions..."

  "No? Then repay with your body!"

  "Wha...!" Shou Yangzi hastily retreated several steps, covering his chrysanthemum with his hand, his face filled with shock and horror: "Fellow Taoist, you...you actually have that dragon yang hobby..."

  "What's good about Longyang?" Shangguan Neng was taken aback, and immediately his face changed drastically. He ran to a Chinese parasol tree and vomited loudly, tears streaming down his face.

  " Fellow Taoist, what is this?" Sun Yangzi was shocked.

  Xin Yu Yan finally couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing, her body shaking violently, trembling uncontrollably...

  Shouyangzi stood up straight and turned around: "Guilt, guilt......"

  Xin Yu Yan's face turned red, she stopped laughing and went into the house to fetch a bowl of clear water, handed it to Gao Neng Ren who was dry-heaving, and said with a pout: "I knew you'd talk nonsense, serves you right. Quick, rinse your mouth."

  "I had no idea this Taoist priest was so impure, how disgusting." Shang Guan Neng rinsed his mouth with a bowl of water: "Gurgling... splutter!"

  Upon hearing Shangguan Enren's words, Shu Yangzi's old face turned red, and he cleared his throat: "Fellow Taoist, if there's nothing else, then follow me to see the Master!"

  "Get out! Stinky queer!" Officer Nengren waved his hand in disgust, as if swatting at flies.

  Shouyangzi bitterly smiled: "Fellow Taoist misunderstood me, if I were a base man, how would I have descendants?"

  "Wow! You even know what a gay is, yet you say you're not one?"

  Sun Yangzi: "......"

  "Stop messing around." At the critical moment, Xin Yuanyuan knocked on Shang Guan Neng's head and scolded, "You sleep for a whole day and night, Daozhang is worried too, stop being reckless, listen to me."

  Shangguan Nengren rinsed his mouth with the remaining water and handed the bowl to Xin Yuanyuan: "Lead the way ahead."

  Shou Yangzi let out a sigh of relief and looked at Xin Yu Yuan with gratitude: "Fellow Daoist, follow me."

  Shangguan Neng's resting place was the smallest house in the Taoist temple, not far from Lao Dao's house. After walking 50-60 meters, he arrived.

  "Master, Daoist friend has arrived." Shou Yangzi stood in front of the door and said respectfully.

  The door opened by itself, and Lao Dao's voice came out: "Come in quickly! Come in quickly! Little friend, come in quickly!"

  Can't wait to sound like a leader going down to the countryside for inspection, living in a hotel and summoning prostitutes.

  Superior Officer: *shakes head* Ah, let's just erase these terrifying scenes from our minds. *taps forehead* Indeed, we can't watch too much 18+ content; now everything seems 18+ to me.

  He stepped inside, the interior was arranged just like last time, but Lao Dao had already taken out a jar of fine wine: "Young friend, come quickly! Today, I will make you a true man who can hold his liquor!"

  "Huh......" Is this something a Taoist should say? Officer Guan glared at him: "You called me over just to drink with you?"

  "Haha, exactly!" The old Daoist agreed too readily, and Daoren was able to say: "…"

  "Come on!" The old Taoist took out a small pill: "This is the special hangover cure that I, the old Taoist, have concocted. Guaranteed to prevent intoxication no matter how many cups you drink."

  Shangguan Ruo: "......"

  When encountering such a powerful and capable Taoist priest, Daoguang could only admit defeat.

  "Is this Hangover Cure really that effective?" Officer Neng took the pill from Lao Dao's hand, his fingertips touching it lightly.

  "Found D-grade Cultivator, should I absorb?"

  Shangguan Neng's face changed color in surprise, then immediately showed joy: "Absorbed!"

  "Absorption successful, host obtains D-level Cultivator abilities."

  Wow, hahaha! This trip is not in vain! This trip is not in vain! Shangguan Nengren can't help but laugh out loud, who would have thought that reluctantly going up the mountain to pray with Xin Yuanyuan would lead to such a great deal. What's the big deal about pies falling from the sky? Pies are just pies, even if 100 of them fall, it's still just a few bucks! I bought ten brand new Apple computers for just one yuan! It's killing those poor guys who are struggling to make ends meet.

  A D-level cultivator's ability made Shangguan able to change his aura again, not only did the First Sun Child change color, but Lao Dao's face also changed dramatically: "Little friend... you..."

  The old Daoist looked at Shangguan Nengren, feeling the surging Fa Li on his body, and suddenly his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted, his Daoist hat also tilted to one side: "Actually... actually even stronger than this old Daoist..."

  If a level is divided into four stages: lower, middle, higher and peak, then as D-level cultivators, relying on the special ability of being all-around, Shangguan Yun can be at the peak state of D-level, while Lao Dao is at most in the high stage of D-level. Although there is only one level difference, it is enough to make Shangguan Yun surpass Lao Dao by a head.

  "Haha, it seems that the Daughter Red has the effect of enhancing magical powers. I only drank one bowl and felt my magical powers surging, several times stronger than before." Shang Guan Neng Ren didn't want to reveal the secret of his all-around abilities, so he spouted nonsense, but the old Daoist furrowed his brow, holding a jar of Daughter Red, muttering to himself: "I've been drinking Daughter Red for over a hundred years, how come I don't have such an effect?"

  "Hmm... Daozhang, you said over a hundred years?" Shangguan Neng looked at the old man, and really couldn't tell his age. He had a baby face, with rosy cheeks, looking like he was seventeen or eighteen years old. But he had a full head of white hair, and an aura that was thick and heavy... If he dyed his hair black and grabbed a machete, he could play the role of a triad leader without needing makeup.

  Seeing the surprise on Shangguan's face, Lao Dao was quite pleased with himself. He stroked his beard and smiled: "Lao Dao is not talented, but now I am 130 years old, and have become a sage."

  "What!? You're 138 years old?" Shangguan Nengren was shocked: "How can you be so useless, cultivating for over a hundred years and your hair is all white?"

  Old Dao: "......"

  The old man's face turned beet red with shame: "Ashamed, ashamed, my talent is not good. Although I had the guidance of a deceased master, it wasn't until after I was fifty that I first caught a glimpse of the path to immortality. Compared to your natural talent, young friend, mine is like clouds and mud."

  Being praised by Lao Dao like this, Shangguan Nian also felt a bit embarrassed: "Cough, it can't be said that way either. People are different from each other, maybe you're more suitable for doing something else."

  The old man's face twitched, and he silently cursed: Are you comforting me or slapping my face? You're too unscrupulous, little friend.

  Beside him, Shou Yangzi was stifling a laugh, his body shaking with suppressed giggles. If he wasn't afraid of Lao Dao using his big stick to hit him, he would have laughed until he fell under the bed.

  Seeing Lao Dao's unpleasant expression, Shang Guan Neng cleared his throat and said, "Uh, Daozhang, do you still want to drink?"

  Drink? Drink your bouncing self! The old Daoist cursed in his heart, and smiled like crying: "The old Daoist is not feeling well today... Today I won't drink, another day when you're free, the old Daoist will accompany you to drink a good fight."

  Stimulated, shocked, the old Taoist was like being stripped of his clothes, only wearing a pair of underwear, in the depths of the snowy mountains and forests, passively shivering with weak breath, on the verge of collapse, looking up at the sky and sighing: "The north wind blows, the snowflakes flutter, the infinite heavenly lord, take the old Taoist away!"

  "Amida Buddha: 'You're too old, don't!' "

  Old Dao: "......"

  Thank you 'Love God 1', 'Coward Savior', 'Too Shameless', and 'Broken Sword' for each rewarding 100 starting points. Thank you 'Book Friend 100824163312675' for rewarding 200 starting points. Thank you 'Addicted to Watching' for rewarding 5888 starting points, and for being promoted to Helmsman and reclaiming the first fan throne, a special reward of two beautiful wives will be given, pickup location - Beautiful Girl Middle School! ^_^