Chapter 24 Little Loli, want to go fishing for goldfish?

  "Genius, genius..." After finishing the exam, Yan Luo Wang looked at Shang Guan Neng's test paper and was immediately stunned, his mouth crooked and his eyes slanted, with saliva flowing straight down. Regardless of whether it was basic knowledge or comprehension scores, all were full marks. Even the essay was written in a magnificent and resplendent style, with exceptional literary talent. It made Yan Luo Wang, as the teacher, feel that deducting any points would be a sin.

  Looking at the perfect score he had achieved himself, Yanluo Wang's eyes gleamed with lust, and his face wore a lewd and foolish smile.

  What is genius? This is it!

  "The English scores are out!" The English teacher gave Ouyang Neng's paper a few more marks, and several teachers all came over: "How many points?"

  The English teacher was beaming with excitement, while also looking a bit embarrassed: "Full marks! Unquestionably full marks, and some of the grammar usage is even better than mine. I'm ashamed, I'm so ashamed!"

  "Hiss~~~" Several other teachers took a deep breath at the same time, and unexpectedly, their level was even higher than that of the English teacher. Is this still a high school student? Is there such an anomaly?

  Soon, the math scores came out, also a perfect score without any suspense. However, Zhang Wenlin, the math teacher's proud student, made a big mistake on one question and only scored 98 points, which was still under the circumstance that the math teacher intentionally lowered the difficulty of other exam papers.

  Man has a slip of the hand, and horse has a slip of the hoof. China's countless old predecessors left behind precious experience wealth for the children of Huaxia with their thousands of years of experience. Even if you have absolute strength, a small mistake can be fatal.

  What is the advantage of Shangguan Rourou? The advantage lies in that for all the problems he faces, as long as they are within the range of system capabilities, his success rate is 100%, just like a robot, with absolute precision and no mistakes.

  But there is also a weakness, beyond his ability range value, he will definitely grasp blindly. Unlike some people who can perform above their level in difficult or desperate situations, Zhang Wenlin's ability value remains at 100% and does not decrease or increase. Therefore, if you want to defeat someone with higher abilities than him, you can only hope that the opponent makes a mistake or is abnormal. Obviously, Zhang Wenlin made a mistake this time.

  "Full marks in all three subjects, this student is indeed a prodigy." Several teachers sighed in admiration.

  "Hold on!" Yan Luo Wang remained calm: "Shang Guan's weakness is biology, this time the comprehensive test questions have half of them being biology questions, let's see the final score."

  Upon hearing this, several teachers cast their eyes on the physics, biology and chemistry teachers. The physics and chemistry teachers were the first to mark the papers because there were fewer questions, so they quickly got the results.

  "Physics 25 points full score."

  "Chemistry 25 points full score."

  The scores of the two teachers again brought a burst of amazement, and then the grand finale arrived.

  The biology teacher sat in the middle of the military tent, holding a deadly pen, aiming at the test paper, and quickly checked it as if possessed by a ghost.

  Right! Right! Right! Still right!

  Check! Check! Check! Still check!

  Right! Right! Right! Still right!

  The biology teacher's eyes were wide with shock! The hand holding the exam paper was trembling, and saliva was dripping.

  "Full... full marks..."

  Whoosh!

  All the subject teachers were shocked!

  The test paper is based on the college entrance examination standard! The difficulty should be about 20% higher than last year's college entrance examination, even so, it still allows the top students to get full marks! What does this mean? It means that the top student may become the first national science champion in the history of Huabei No.1 Middle School! It also means that each teacher of the top student in every subject has the possibility of being promoted to a higher level, with salary increases and bonuses...

  "Genius, genius, genius......" Yan Luo Wang's mouth slanted and his eyes squinted, and he started drooling again.

  Other teachers were no exception, some had nosebleeds, others peed their pants, and one teacher even got dragged away!

  ……

  Let's not mention those teachers' ugly faces. After the exam, Officer Gao and others didn't even have time to catch their breath when Liu Yilan, this little loli, came knocking on the door.

  Today is Sunday, Shang Guan Yi went to play Chinese chess with old friends after lunch, Li Xin Hong was a bit itchy and went to the mahjong hall to play mahjong, when Liu Yi Lan arrived, only Shang Guan Yi was at home.

  "Big brother, I'm here." After opening the door, Liu Yilan appeared in front of Shang Guan Neng, wearing loose-fitting clothes and carrying a bag of fruit: "First time coming, didn't know what to prepare, just brought some fruit..."

  Shangguan Nengren covered his face with one hand and sighed, "Alright, it's not a blind date, what kind of thing did you bring? Come in quickly!"

  When she heard the two words "blind date", Liu Yilan's face turned red and she smiled shyly: "Excuse me."

  She is really well-educated. This was the impression of Liu Yilan on Officer Sang.

  "Is only big brother at home?" Liu Yilan sat on the sofa with a little tension.

  "Really!" Officer Neng poured a glass of water and handed it to Liu Yilan, sitting down across from her: "I said you're quite bold, we've only known each other for a week, exchanged a few phone calls, and you dare to come to my home, aren't you afraid I'll do something to you?"

  Liu Yilan's face turned red, showing a hint of shyness, and she smiled: "It won't happen, big brother is not a bad person, besides my figure doesn't have any attraction to men."

  Speaking of which, Liu Yilan subconsciously touched her chest, really... so flat!

  A huge drop of sweat appeared on Shang Guan Neng's forehead as he bitterly smiled, "What are you doing? At such a young age, don't you know to learn something good?"

  "Ah!" Liu Yilan quickly withdrew her hand, her face flushing bright red: "I... I didn't mean to."

  Although the little loli is a bit poor, her shy appearance is still quite cute. Shang Guan couldn't help but purse his lips and smile, saying: "Alright, I was just speaking casually, don't mind it."

  After all, she's just a little girl, and her words can't be too sharp. From this point on, it can be seen that men are at a disadvantage. In today's social environment, men must be gentle and considerate to women, they must pamper women, otherwise, they are not good men. On the contrary, women can use their poisonous tongues to humiliate men, beat them down, and naturally enjoy men's money and care.

  What's most infuriating is some blind dating shows, where a group of female guests mock and humiliate a man without limits, but the man can only hold back and cannot retort. Once he retorts, he will be labeled as having no dignity, not being a real man, etc.

  You women are having a good time, how can we men get by? Nowadays, men are cheap! Being scolded and still thinking of ways to please women is really being a cheap skull.

  Shangguan Nengren didn't consider himself inferior, he never tried to curry favor with anyone, on the contrary, under equal conditions, you respect me, I respect you.

  You don't respect me, I also respect you.

  You don't respect me yet, I still respect you;

  You always disrespect me, I always respect you;

  Don't you dare disrespect me, I'll kill you!

  How dare you disrespect me! You're asking for a beating! I'd be doing myself an injustice if I didn't kill you!

  For some cheap people, the government will not learn national foreign policy, hit when to hit, smoke when to smoke, play when to play, otherwise they think you are easy to bully.

  Liu Yilan scratched her head and smiled awkwardly: "Big brother, do you have time now?"

  "What?"

  "I want to go fishing with you." Liu Yilan's eyes sparkled as she looked at Shang Guan Nengren, full of expectation.

  "Hmm..." Suddenly, a scene appeared in Officer Shang's mind: A lecherous middle-aged man holding a lollipop walked past a kindergarten and gave a sly smile to the little girls who were just dismissed from school. He said, "Little loli, do you want to eat a lollipop? If so, follow Uncle to catch goldfish, okay?"

  Shaking her head vigorously, she shook off the despicable scene from her mind and smiled wryly to herself: What was I thinking?

  Seeing Officer Jian nodding his head, Liu Yilan misunderstood and thought he didn't want to go. She couldn't help but look disappointed and said, "Forget it then."

  "Hmm...it's not that it can't be done." Seeing Liu Yilan's hurt expression, Shangguan Nian said: "You seem to like fishing a lot!"

  "Ah, I love it." As soon as fishing was mentioned, Liu Yilan's eyes lit up again, and she nodded repeatedly: "My dad loves fishing, when I was a kid he would often take me with him, and gradually I came to like the tranquility of fishing, and the thrill of feeling the fish bite..."

  Liu Yilan chatted enthusiastically, pouring out many happy memories of fishing from her past. Shang Guan was also fond of fishing, but not as obsessed as Liu Yilan. However, when it came to talking about fishing, both of them were excited and exchanged their fishing experiences and insights with each other.

  When it comes to fishing techniques, Shang Guan Nengren finds that Liu Yilan is really powerful, at least much better than him. From the fishing environment, the choice of fishing rod, the special configuration of bait and so on, all are more brilliant than him.

  It was Liu Yilan who discovered that Shang Guan Nengren didn't seem to have many tricks up his sleeve when it came to fishing techniques, and couldn't help but ask: "Big brother, you're so good at fishing, surely you must have your own secret formula!"

  Exclusive secret recipe? Is this fishing or selling medicine?

  Shangguan Nengren bitterly smiled: "What exclusive recipe? It's just like everyone else."

  "Impossible!" Liu Yilan's face was full of disbelief: "If it were like anyone else, how could you have caught such a big fish?"

  "That's luck..."

  "That's not luck!" Liu Yilan stared at Shang Guan Nengren with an extremely serious expression: "That absolutely cannot be luck!"

  "Hmm..." Officer Nang was puzzled, wondering if it was just bad luck that made you so serious.

  Shang Guan Neng saw a 'paranoid' trait in Liu Yilan.

  "Ah? Sorry!" Discovering her own loss of composure, Liu Yilan's face turned red as she hastily apologized.

  How lovely! The little loli who can correct her mistakes is always likable, and even Shangguan Yan likes her.

  "Hehe, it's nothing." He smiled and waved his hand. Officer Nang looked at the time, 2:30 in the afternoon, there was no problem with the timing.

  Rubbing his face, he stood up: "Let's go!"

  "Ah!? Where are you going?" Liu Yilan raised her head, with a puzzled look in her eyes.

  So cute!

  Shangguan Nengren really wanted to pinch her face, but Liu Yilan was already a junior high school student, a half-grown girl in puberty, and couldn't be pinched on the face like a child under ten years old.

  Suppressing his impulse, Upper Official Nodded slightly and smiled: "Aren't you going fishing? Take advantage of the remaining time, I'll accompany you."

  "Really!?" Liu Yilan stood up with a surprised look on her face, almost spilling water.

  "Be careful!" Officer Neng Ren hastily steadied the cup of water.

  "Ah! Sorry! Sorry!" Liu Yilan's face turned bright red as she apologized repeatedly.

  Shangguan Nengren waved his hand: "Nothing, but I'll say it first, I only have one fishing rod, no extra."

  Liu Yilan let out a breath and said: "It's okay, I brought the fishing rod when I came, it's downstairs!"

  "Downstairs?"

  Shangguan Nengren picked up the fishing gear and walked downstairs, only to find out that Liu Yilan had arrived on an electric tricycle. The tool box under the seat of the electric tricycle was where the fishing gear was placed.

  "It seems you were well prepared!" Shang Guan Nengren laughed and tapped Liu Yilan's forehead.

  Liu Yilan smiled and handed the car key to Shang Guan Nengren: "Brother, take me! Let's go to Ming Water Lake."

  "It's actually my first time riding an electric tricycle." Officer Shang took the key, exuding a sense of freshness.

  I used to ride a tricycle at my grandma's house before, but this is my first time riding an electric tricycle.

  Liu Yilan took the water bucket from Shang Guan's hand, jumped lightly to the back seat of the car and sat down, laughing: "Brother, let's go!"

  "Hmm..." Officer Nengren inserted the key into the lock, turned it, and the indicator lights on the front of the vehicle lit up. Sitting in the driver's seat, he grasped the handlebars with his right hand, gently accelerating, and the electric tricycle moved forward slowly.

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