Chapter 18: Picked Up by a Beauty and Brought Home

  "Bastard, if you were in ***, I'd throw you onto the street, believe it or not?" Wang Yunyao said viciously, opening her hand to reveal the dog's paw that I had placed on her chest.

  "Don't be so fierce... I'm also a patient with serious injuries!" I said, pretending to be very weak and wronged.

  "What! Why didn't you die?! I just owed it, no big deal going downstairs to buy something..." Wang Yunyao said with a puffed up face and huffing.

  "What did you buy?" My inner gossip fire was burning fiercely.

  "Sanitary napkin!! What's wrong with you? Are you feeling quite disappointed?" Wang Yunyao seemed to see through my heart and said straightforwardly.

  "You're so rude..." I was speechless, feeling a bit disappointed inside.

  "That woman doesn't use sanitary napkins, how coarse and crude! I just don't believe what I said could be more disgusting than what you're thinking!" Wang Yunyao looked at me with disdain and said.

  "How did you know what I was thinking?" I asked in feigned surprise.

  "Cut, men are all of one virtue, not a single good thing, all should be shot!" Wang Yunyao was somewhat disillusioned with the world.

  "Are you abandoned by that man? Why are all of them killed at once?" I asked weakly.

  "Get out! Stop bothering me or I'll kick you!" Wang Yunyao was already being provoked by me, on the verge of blowing up.

  I looked at her for a moment, not daring to speak carelessly, and could only continue pretending to be dead, lying on his shoulder, I could smell the faint scent of perfume, which made me get goosebumps all over my body, it smelled so good, so fragrant!

  We stumbled and staggered, finally arriving at the neighborhood we had just visited. Wang Yunyao's slender figure was somewhat frail, leaning on me with great effort. Her snow-white forehead was already beaded with fine sweat droplets. Although I'm shameless, I couldn't bear to torment my future wife like this.

  "Hold on to the handrail, come on yourself, you've had enough, don't make another big mess or it won't be good!" The first half of my sentence made Wang Yunyao's eyebrows relax, but the second half was met with a fierce kick, which hurt so much that I almost fainted, and this time it wasn't fake.

  "Alright!! I give up... I was wrong... Stop it! ... Someone's going to get killed... I'm going to report this... I've had enough of your nonsense!" I said incoherently.

  "When you're chatting with me, are you looking for a beating? I'll kick you to death?" Wang Yunyao stood with her hands on her hips, exuding an air of queenliness.

  "You, you deserve to be dumped, too damn vicious!" I looked at her and started learning from Wang MuMu, like a shrew, scolding on the street.

  "Suit yourself, I'm going!" Wang Yunyao said, and then she went upstairs first.

  Watching her little butt twist and turn, I wickedly stretched out my middle finger, then followed her up the stairs.

  The house she rented was on the third floor. When I walked to the third floor, my whole body almost fell apart, and I was in so much pain that I was soaked in sweat all over. People who have never had this experience can't imagine the kind of pain it is. It's really like wanting to hang yourself.

  "Are you okay? Or should I help you?" Wang Yunyao looked at me with a pale face and said with concern.

  "It's nothing, a big man like me, this little injury is nothing, I won't die from it, open the door!" I almost gritted my teeth to finish saying that, and that tone was even more macho.

  Wang Yunyao took out the key, opened the door, and made a welcoming gesture. "Come in, it's a bit messy inside, I haven't cleaned for several days!"

  I hobbled into the house, looking around and thinking to myself, this is a mess, you haven't seen our dorm room yet, and with Wang MuMu's smelly socks, you'll definitely jump off the top floor.

  The house Wang Yunyao rented was a one-bedroom apartment. As soon as you entered, there was a large living room. The decoration of the living room was quite good, with all kinds of furniture and most of them were new. What's more surprising is that inside the living room, there was also a small bar, behind which was a wine cabinet, on top of which was red wine that had clearly just been put there, without any dust at all. It was clear that the owner of this house was someone with a strong petty-bourgeois sentiment. Just from the decoration of the house, it would be impossible to rent it for less than 2500 yuan per month. Unexpectedly, Wang Yunyao, this shrewd woman, turned out to have quite a bit of money.

  "Are all these appliances included in the house?" I pointed at the refrigerator, TV and other appliances, saying slowly.

  "None of them, I threw away the old ones, these are all newly bought!" Wang Yunyao poured me a glass of water and said indifferently.

  "You're too extravagant..." I said, somewhat speechless.

  "The place where we live should be cleaner, I never use things that others have used!" Wang Yunyao took off her overcoat and helped me sit on the sofa.

  "You're so demanding of men... won't you also be so strict with someone you've been in a relationship with?" I asked, my heart pounding slightly.

  "It depends on the situation, if nothing substantial happened, then there's no problem!" Wang Yunyao looked at me and said slowly.

  "What is substantial relationship!" I asked with feigned ignorance.

  "Get out! Are you annoying or what? What exactly do you want to say?" Wang Yunyao was about to blow up again.

  "Nothing!" I said and started taking off my clothes, first the outerwear, then the thick T-shirt.

  "What are you going to do?" Wang Yunyao was startled by my movement and took a step back, grabbing her small bag containing a large nail clipper.

  "My whole body is injured, and it hurts when I wear clothes. Can't I take them off?" I rolled my eyes and said with some annoyance.

  "Oh... your clothes are filthy, hurry up and take them off in the bathroom, then throw them all away!" Wang Yunyao said with a frown.

  "My whole body hurts!" I started playing dead again.

  "Bastard, I'm so regretful to have picked you up!" Wang Yunyao let out a mouthful of air, calming down the anger in her little heart, and reluctantly helped me into the bathroom.

  I didn't make an excessive request, I was really afraid that she would stab me. After entering the bathroom, I sat on the toilet and struggled to take off my clothes, feeling a wave of relaxation wash over me. I looked at the cut on my arm and saw that it had only bled a little, without breaking the suture thread. I let out a sigh of relief and then re-bandaged myself.

  Let out a little water, felt it with my hand, and found that there was just the right amount of hot water. I found a plastic bag, wrapped it around the wound on my arm, hummed a little tune, feeling happy and content, and took a bath.

  After taking a bath, the problem came. I found that I didn't have any clothes to wear at all. I couldn't go out naked, that would be absolutely fatal. I looked around the bathroom and found a set of women's pajamas on the clothes rack.

  "It's better to have something than nothing, wearing this and going out to get beaten up is still better than not wearing anything at all, or else I'd be spending the second half of the night in the morgue! Yeah, bro is about to go crazy, not everyone has the chance to wear a beauty's intimate sleepwear, that's how I've been consoling myself."