Chapter 19: Living with Mei

  Although I was scolded by Wang Yunyao as a sissy, my body still has a lot of material, not to mention the **type**, but it is absolutely sturdy. I struggled to put on my pajamas and then struggled to start wearing my sleepwear, only to find that it really couldn't be put on. In the end, I could only go topless, and the legs of the pajamas were a bit short, so I could only wear them as seven-point pants.

  At this time, my styling is absolutely cool, with the upper body exposed and the lower body wearing a pink lady's pajama, with black fluff on my legs and a bath hat on my head.

  "What the hell is this, a play? Forget it, whatever! I looked at myself in the mirror, feeling a bit nauseous at my slightly perverted self. I quickly opened the bathroom door and walked out with my crotch tightly clutched. Why was I clutching my crotch? Because my pants were too tight, and I was afraid that if I took big strides, I'd rip them open. My gait was a bit like that of an ancient palace maid - as perverted as could be, as chaste as could be, because it was clutched so tightly, without any gap."

  When I walked out, Wang Yunyao was wearing a set of home sports clothes, eating snacks, and sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed watching TV. At first, she glanced at me casually, then suddenly turned her head to look at me, stunned for at least half a minute. Then she burst into loud laughter, rolled over on the sofa, and her pale little face was red from being stifled.

  "Haha...can't take it anymore...dying from laughter...where are you going to work tonight? Are you going out?...haha!" Wang Yunyao said, holding her stomach and speaking in a stuttering tone.

  "Don't laugh at me like that, okay? You think I want to wear this?" Although my face is thick-skinned and numb, I still have a fragile heart. She mocked me like that, of course, I wouldn't be happy about it.

  "I'd rather die than grow up to be like you!" She continued to mock me, her tone slightly contemptuous.

  "Damn it, they all say I look like Wu Yanzu!" I weakly defended.

  "You now look more like... Ng Man Tat... Haha!"

  "Damn it, I'm going to fight you! I'd rather go to jail today!" I clenched my thighs and took small quick steps that made countless girls' hearts flutter, baring my teeth and pouncing on her like a beast.

  "Don't... come over!" Wang Yunyao looked at my little steps and laughed even harder.

  "Son of a turtle... where are you touching?!"

  "Don't... tickle me, I'm afraid of itching!"

  "Get out of here!"

  "I kicked you, Ahng!"

  Pomelo!

  Wang Yunyao's slender legs stretched out, a fierce kick sent me tumbling to the ground, intense pressure, my back felt a strong pain, I was in so much agony that I jumped several feet high.

  "Ah..."

  My pants split...

  The atmosphere was a bit awkward, my third leg, vaguely visible, swaying there, I dryly laughed and quickly covered my crotch, somewhat embarrassed, saying: "Sorry, big strides are easy to trip over, and also easy to rip pants!"

  "Get out, Meng Fei! You're shameless!" Wang Yunyao said with a red face, seemingly not having seen the embarrassing sight of me accidentally exposing myself earlier. She then strode away towards the bathroom on her long legs.

  "The water is a bit cold, you heat it up for a while, aren't you done yet?!" I said with concern.

  "Hehe, thank you!" Wang Yunyao smiled at me for the first time, without a cold smile or a sneer.

  I sat on the sofa, feeling bored for a moment, and suddenly remembered that I didn't go back tonight, those bastards must be starving and anxious too. I picked up Wang Yunyao's phone and dialed Wang Muming's cell phone.

  "Hello, the phone you dialed belongs to someone who has starved to death. Please don't call again..." As soon as the phone was answered, Wang Mu's voice came out, saying he was going to die.

  "Ah, you're going to die? Then go ahead and die! I was thinking of helping you out a bit, letting you pick up some money or something!" I said, then pretended to hang up the phone.

  "Oh, Mother Mary!!! Great Jesus Christ, are you a little fly????" Wang MuMu started talking nonsense on the phone, I heard him just called my name, and our dormitory suddenly became extremely noisy.

  "Fly, where have you gone? I'm going to starve to death! I haven't eaten all day!" This was Chenchen's voice.

  "Stop messing around, you'd better come back, or I'll have to find you at the crematorium!" Weiwei yelled into the phone.

  "Xiao Fei, where are you? Xiao Fei! I miss you!" Zhang Wei's voice was trembling with tears.

  "Stop messing around, my phone is about to run out of battery! Hurry up and tell us where the money is!" Wang Mu urged.

  "There is a small box in my drawer, the key to which is pressed between the pages of a book. On the third page, it's the page where Wu Dalang battles Pan Jinlian..." I recalled slowly and carefully.

  "Damn it, are you messing with us? Get to the point!" Wang Mu's voice had changed, almost yelling as he finished speaking.

  "Don't interrupt, turn to that page, get the key, open the small box, and you'll find another small box inside. This one contains money, but it requires an IQ puzzle to open it. You all brainstorm together and figure it out, then you can get the 50 yuan inside!" I finished explaining the entire process in one breath.

  "I'm going to f**k your grandfather, just fifty bucks, you made it like a Terracotta Warrior, are you stupid or what!!" Wang Mumu cried.

  "Fire prevention, theft prevention, and wooden door prevention are all your fault! I'm hanging up, that's it!" I said before hanging up the phone.

  I hung up the phone because I saw Wang Yunyao had already come out, and that appearance immediately made my heart flutter. Second brother's pants bulged, and it protruded, I hurriedly covered it.

  "Who should I call?" Wang Yunyao's face turned red like a ripe apple, wearing a thin silk lace-trimmed nightgown, snow-white beautiful legs, lazy and seductive, the only shortcoming was that her chest wasn't very big, normal bust size.

  "None of us... let's hurry up and sleep!" I'm already excited, my words are incoherent.

  "Get out! This is my bed, you can only sleep on the floor!" Wang Yunyao's tone was unmistakable.

  I unexpectedly didn't say a word, calmly smiled and turned my back around, since Wang Yunyao hadn't noticed my injury earlier, I was ready to scare her.

  "So severe, who did it, so ruthless?" I heard a hint of anger in Wang Yunyao's voice, and my heart warmed up.

  If I said that my back was a vast and endless plain before, then now it's a basin with undulating mountains, all sorts of bumps, all sorts of bruises, and all sorts of internal bleeding.

  "Alas, being a guest in someone's home, I'll just sleep on the floor then!" I said with a pitiful tone and walked towards the bedroom.

  The bedroom decor is warm and cozy, with a large round bed, pink walls adorned with posters of Korean pop stars, a brand new set of bedding, and a red table lamp. This intoxicating room, if nothing happens on this bed, would be a waste for whom?